{"id":1789,"date":"2012-11-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2012-11-30T01:09:35","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T06:09:35","slug":"excel-twitter-20121130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20121130\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/image8.png\" width=\"119\" height=\"122\" \/> Yes, every day in an Excel workbook is just like a a visit to a Las Vegas casino. Except for the cold fingers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This dude just said &quot;If you keep adding crap to the table you&#8217;re gonna make a sick chart eventually.&quot; #excel <\/li>\n<li>I hate excel. I hate excel so much. I hate charts and numbers and math and my fingers are cold. <\/li>\n<li>Am putting my entire life (present and future, anyway) into a spreadsheet. It will make me more organised, because Excel = organisation, no? <\/li>\n<li>Let&#8217;s see how long I can pass off randomly scrolling thru excel spreadsheets as work <\/li>\n<li>data crunching with coffee, grey skies outside, pivot table is a mess #haiku <\/li>\n<li>Totally just used all my excel knowledge and my free trial to make a pie chart of my spending for November. #Responsible <\/li>\n<li>I love it when you highlight some cells in Excel and little animated stripes round the area make it look like a Vegas casino. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to put a great amount numbers in excel and doing something with them that everybody will think I&#8217;m done special hard work! <\/li>\n<li>Why would someone leave it over a year to pick up a 44 page spreadsheet to review and have the nerve to ask me where I got a figure from . . <\/li>\n<li>I could write a book about my adventures with every boss I&#8217;ve ever had and that new mysterious thing: EXCEL <\/li>\n<li>Almost a million total records to start with, and I fished out the 3 dozen meaninful ones. Some days I love Excel. <\/li>\n<li>If you jerks don&#8217;t stop tweeting every stupid meal you ate, I&#8217;m gonna start tweeting screenshots of my Excel documents all day. #NoOnceCares <\/li>\n<li>I can tell you the stress torque exchange rotation for the alternating axis on a 747 jumbo jet but guess what? I still can&#8217;t work excel <\/li>\n<li>My dad and my brother arguing about how you fill in an excel spreadsheet. My family is hilarious <\/li>\n<li>Spent an hour and a half making this graph on excel, only to find out that my printer&#8217;s out of ink! Now to start over with pencil! #GREAT <\/li>\n<li>In a wine haze, my mother sparkle fingers at me, &quot;Why don&#8217;t you make a spreadsheet itinerary for us for Florida in December?&quot; #sorrynotime <\/li>\n<li>late night, too much drink in this cup, and damn excel spreadsheet to do&#8230; #college <\/li>\n<li>Girl at work tried to use Chart Wizard in Excel today to make a chart&#8230; From a blank spreadsheet with no data on. #numptyalert <\/li>\n<li>Woke up really angry because of a dream where my co-workers screwed up my excel chart.. I need help. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/image9.png\" width=\"119\" height=\"122\" \/> <\/p>\n<p> _________________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, every day in an Excel workbook is just like a a visit to a Las Vegas casino. Except for the cold fingers. This dude just said &quot;If you keep adding crap to the table you&#8217;re gonna make a sick chart eventually.&quot; #excel I hate excel. I hate excel so much. I hate charts and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/30\/excel-twitter-20121130\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121130&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1793,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions\/1793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}