{"id":1796,"date":"2012-12-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1796"},"modified":"2012-12-02T15:41:09","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T20:41:09","slug":"excel-twitter-20121203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/03\/excel-twitter-20121203\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121203"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image.png\" width=\"84\" height=\"105\" \/> There are lots of chart tweets in today&#8217;s collection. Do people build more charts on the weekend, or do they just tweet about them more often? Or maybe the weekend chart builders have more trouble.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Disturbed to read: &quot;one thing Excel is good at is creating and formatting charts&quot;. Maybe the author was being sarcastic? <\/li>\n<li>In the words of a fellow #Iran watcher: &quot;BREAKING: Iranians have mastered Excel cycle and are fully capable of making pointless graphs!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Another sign I&#8217;m getting old &#8211; I just wrote my xmas list in an Excel spreadsheet \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I just spent my Saturday night making a pivot table of our budget. We&#8217;re old. What happened to all you can drink 9-11????? <\/li>\n<li>So proud of myself! Just made a graph in Excel for the first time in YEARS! Didn&#8217;t even have to google how! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I can write VBA codes to crack passwords but can&#8217;t make a chart, silly excel brain #storyofmylife <\/li>\n<li>Spent the last hour of work, changing the colors on an Excel spread sheet to meet my boss&#8217;s OCD standards. <\/li>\n<li>Oh yes, the boss is in a bad mood. Let&#8217;s see if I can send him over the top. I&#8217;m going to alter his excel report by just 1 formula ha ha ha <\/li>\n<li>12 seconds until I heave this effing excel pivot table through the Latteland front window and out into the middle of 47th Street. *&amp;^$%&amp;! <\/li>\n<li>Got woken up by a weird dream. Something about excel, offensive looking graphs and numbers. Urgh my work is haunting me! \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>When using Excel the most important question is &quot;Can I make a chart with this information?&quot; #chartsarehappiness <\/li>\n<li>When Excel finally does what I want I feel the need to shout about it. Ahem. EXCEL ACTUALLY DID WHAT I WANT. Aithankyoo <\/li>\n<li>Thought pivot tables would solve my excel dilemma. I was wrong. Damn. <\/li>\n<li>Spent 5 hours building a revenue model in excel today. I thought switching to a marketing major meant I didn&#8217;t do this anymore. #fml <\/li>\n<li>I may not speak French but I speak excel. The code is cracked. <\/li>\n<li>What I&#8217;ve done at work so far: Edited Excel documents, Googled &quot;mail order boyfriends&quot;, and talked to my boss about my shoes. Movin on up. <\/li>\n<li>New biz model: woman frazzled by Excel Layout View&#8211;I showed her how to toggle to Worksheet view. She buys me $5 gift card. #disruptive<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image1.png\" width=\"84\" height=\"104\" \/> <\/p>\n<p> ______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are lots of chart tweets in today&#8217;s collection. Do people build more charts on the weekend, or do they just tweet about them more often? Or maybe the weekend chart builders have more trouble. Disturbed to read: &quot;one thing Excel is good at is creating and formatting charts&quot;. Maybe the author was being sarcastic? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/03\/excel-twitter-20121203\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121203&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1797,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions\/1797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}