{"id":1804,"date":"2012-12-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2012-12-09T15:26:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-09T20:26:08","slug":"excel-twitter-20121210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/10\/excel-twitter-20121210\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image4.png\" width=\"74\" height=\"71\" \/>No matter how nerdy you are, you shouldn\u2019t print an Excel file so big that the printer runs out of ink. That could lead to a divorce!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>So bored at work. Typing fake phone numbers in an Excel document to look busy. #twomorehours #thankganjitsfriday<\/li>\n<li>One day I will get Excel 2007 or&#8211;dare I say it!&#8211;2010, and I will be able to save spreadsheets as .xlsx, LIKE A BIG GIRL. Stupid 2003!<\/li>\n<li>I sent my boss an Excel spreadsheet I worked on all afternoon to make it look professional.He replied back &quot;thnx&quot; like if we&#8217;re texting -_-t<\/li>\n<li>My idea to color code this entire 340 line Excel spreadsheet document is now proving to be the death of me and cause of my blindness lol<\/li>\n<li>next i ask my wife how to create a chart in excel and she pulls out a &quot;creating excel charts for dummies&quot; book.<\/li>\n<li>Seriously, Friends has ruined me. I work with pivot tables in Excel and spend half my time shouting &#8216;PIVOT!&#8217; in my head. Funny Schwimmer!<\/li>\n<li>Hehe accidentally just printed all 1000 iterations of that excel problem&#8230;or I would have if the printer hadn&#8217;t run outa ink |:-)<\/li>\n<li>Seriously. Excel if you have just lost 2 hrs of my work then you will have to explain to my boss why my laptop jumped out of the window<\/li>\n<li>Compiling a basketball Excel spreadsheet. Is it too nerdy to say I really love the design of Microsoft Office 2013?<\/li>\n<li>Playing with charts and graphs avoiding real work. Learned more about Excel as a valet then I ever did in school<\/li>\n<li>I hate Excel so much that I hate every spreadsheet produced by anyone else but me. My sheets are a masterpiece!<\/li>\n<li>have you ever created a mammoth of an excel file, ridiculous huge, then smiled and thought, how beautiful my work&#8230;yea me neither<\/li>\n<li>#Excel how do I best describe my hate towards you?<\/li>\n<li>Ok so I&#8217;m having a brain fart and can&#8217;t remember how to create this graph in Excel. Who wants to help?<\/li>\n<li>In hell I&#8217;m certain that Satan will make me create Excel Pivot Tables for eternity. #firstworldproblems #excel<\/li>\n<li>I need a charge code for &quot;The formulas in my Excel file make it so huge that my computer takes 20 minutes to process anything.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>&amp; don&#8217;t walk up to a bartender and expect them to give u an excel chart on how much every shot and every drink is!!! ******<\/li>\n<li>Excel and I almost filed for divorce at lunchtime, but then I made a pivot table and all the happy memories came flooding back. #NotOverYet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image5.png\" width=\"74\" height=\"71\" \/><\/p>\n<p>____________________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how nerdy you are, you shouldn\u2019t print an Excel file so big that the printer runs out of ink. That could lead to a divorce! So bored at work. Typing fake phone numbers in an Excel document to look busy. #twomorehours #thankganjitsfriday One day I will get Excel 2007 or&#8211;dare I say it!&#8211;2010, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/10\/excel-twitter-20121210\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121210&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1805,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions\/1805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}