{"id":1808,"date":"2012-12-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1808"},"modified":"2015-03-04T19:51:18","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T00:51:18","slug":"excel-twitter-20121214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/14\/excel-twitter-20121214\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image6.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"98\" \/>Be careful while you\u2019re sitting in Grandpa\u2019s chair, and using Excel \u2013 you might accidentally kill someone!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>For the first time ever, I have not been able to Google for a solution to an VBA Excel problem and have had to post a question on a forum <\/li>\n<li>Guess who just deleted the ENTIRE excel workbook of our inventory that I was updating&#8230;.. ** <\/li>\n<li>MD asked the new associate if she knew what a pivot table was. Then suddenly she had a confused look on her face&#8230;.The bliss of youth <\/li>\n<li>You had me at &quot;I know how to make pivot tables in Excel.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I am at war with this pivot table that does not want to understand that it has to change. I understand change isn&#8217;t popular, but seriously! <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the equivalent of writer&#8217;s block, but for an Excel spreadsheet? I just opened a new one, blanked, and immediately closed it. <\/li>\n<li>At my dad&#8217;s office to &#8216;use Excel on a PC&#8217; which is of course code for sitting at my grandfather&#8217;s desk pretending I run the company. <\/li>\n<li>My mom just told me that she&#8217;s going to make a chart of all the money I spend because she just learned how to use excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, don&#8217;t play with me. I know I am doing this Pivot Table right. Don&#8217;t mess with my emotions now! <\/li>\n<li>Guns don&#8217;t kill people. Excel kills people. First rule of Excel club&#8230;save often. #broketherule #FML #lostm http:\/\/t.co\/Ov5eebw9 <\/li>\n<li>&quot;Do you want to save your work?&quot; &quot;Yes&quot; &quot;Microsoft Excel has stopped working&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Making the 2 in CO2 superscript in graph titles in Excel is probably the most infuriating thing I&#8217;ve done this month. <\/li>\n<li>Bow ties designed in excel. I\u2019m afraid i can\u2019t not love that geekiness @grumblemouse <\/li>\n<li>Put on my propeller hat and taught myself some Excel formulas and code just so I could say &quot;Mine&#8217;s better than yours!&quot; at work tomorrow. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing makes you feel smart like recoloring bar graphs in excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Staring at a blank excel document pretending to work because I &#8216;m done and everyone else is freaking out <\/li>\n<li>The source data selector for charts in Excel has to be the worst piece of UI I ever have to use. <\/li>\n<li>There are people I work w\/ that don&#8217;t know how to navigate an excel spreadsheet. I assume these people also have difficulty getting dressed. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________________    <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"left\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image7.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"98\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be careful while you\u2019re sitting in Grandpa\u2019s chair, and using Excel \u2013 you might accidentally kill someone! For the first time ever, I have not been able to Google for a solution to an VBA Excel problem and have had to post a question on a forum Guess who just deleted the ENTIRE excel workbook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/14\/excel-twitter-20121214\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121214&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2376,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions\/2376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}