{"id":1811,"date":"2012-12-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1811"},"modified":"2012-12-14T23:59:04","modified_gmt":"2012-12-15T04:59:04","slug":"excel-twitter-20121217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/17\/excel-twitter-20121217\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121217"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image8.png\" width=\"73\" height=\"79\" \/>If you had an astronuclearthermophysics degree, you could probably fix all the Excel macros in 1.5 hours, without using Google.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The last thing I was to be looking at, at 2 in the morning is a stupid excel worksheet.<\/li>\n<li>You know you are tired nerds when you start making up dance moves based on Excel *do the pivot table!*<\/li>\n<li>Why does excel have a HIDE function??? All it does is make you think you deleted the whole worksheet! #EffYouExcel<\/li>\n<li>Tnx again google and youtube! Excel problem solved.<\/li>\n<li>Why do I suddenly need a degree is astronuclearthermophysics to make a pie chart happen in Excel?<\/li>\n<li>I have 34 excel spreadsheet open. Depressingly, this isn&#8217;t even close to my record.<\/li>\n<li>About to produce a cross-tab of doom. Or a pivot table of despair. Which is better?<\/li>\n<li>Nothing calms me down like reformatting an excel worksheet.<\/li>\n<li>And P.S., guy: no one wants to see your &quot;crazy Excel spreadsheet.&quot; #starbucks<\/li>\n<li>Sitting at work teaching myself Excel. YouTube is a serious game-changer!<\/li>\n<li>I have 2 hours to show marketing how to debug 50 excel macros because they didn&#8217;t want to pay someone 2 build a      <br \/>database. #fml<\/li>\n<li>In my napmare, I drowned beneath a sprawling excel chart. I awoke fetal but functional #Sumif<\/li>\n<li>Instead of studying for finals, we&#8217;re making an excel spreadsheet of how loud everyone on the floor is<\/li>\n<li>I started using VBA macros on my Excel worksheets. Blew my boss&#8217;s mind. #steppingup<\/li>\n<li>I need to create a very complex pivot table today. I think I&#8217;d better let the carbs from my paella sink in first.      <br \/>#puttingitoff<\/li>\n<li>You know what I miss about having a proper job? Those quizes people send round in excel at xmas when they can&#8217;t be      <br \/>bothered to do any work<\/li>\n<li>Listed ingredients of all recipes in spreadsheet. Now ready to make a pivot table. Why are you laughing? #notjoking<\/li>\n<li>My dad wanted to make an excel spreadsheet for our family&#8217;s toothbrushes&#8230; #butwhy #honorskidsprobs #nerdstatus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you had an astronuclearthermophysics degree, you could probably fix all the Excel macros in 1.5 hours, without using Google. The last thing I was to be looking at, at 2 in the morning is a stupid excel worksheet. You know you are tired nerds when you start making up dance moves based on Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/17\/excel-twitter-20121217\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121217&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1812,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions\/1812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}