{"id":1814,"date":"2012-12-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2012-12-20T10:45:42","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:45:42","slug":"excel-twitter-20121221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/21\/excel-twitter-20121221\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121221"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/image9.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"93\" \/>If you do Excel work, and get paid with cups of tea, does that make you a teetotaler?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My dad has discovered Excel &amp; thinks it&#8217;s so cool! LOL Dad: &quot;this is awesome. I love this. Honey how awesome is this!?&quot; Mom: *not bothered*<\/li>\n<li>why is MS Excel the most impossible and frustrating invention that exists \ud83d\ude41 someone please help me. All I want to do it make a pie chart \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Conditional formatting has just taken a swift blow to the knees. That&#8217;s excel told who&#8217;s boss!<\/li>\n<li>i feel like such a pro at excel. two graphs complete with error bars in less than twenty minutes. boom.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like sitting in a dark, warm classroom all day learning how to create Excel pivot tables. My brain is mush.<\/li>\n<li>Today I did the impossible. I reached the last cell in an excel spreadsheet. Biggest achievement of my life<\/li>\n<li>Well, another problem solved in a state of semi-consciousness standing in the shower. Excel, I will be done with you for 2 wks starting Fri.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s worse&#8230;.. sitting in an Excel class all day or just going to work. Not like I have a choice so here goes&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>Still at the office.. Trying to create a intricate pivot table in excel &#8230; The life of a young gangsta!<\/li>\n<li>Took business for 2 years and still don&#8217;t know how to make a pie chart on excel<\/li>\n<li>That boy also suggested we work the weekend creating some linked Excel to Access file for our stats. Umm&#8230;I&#8217;ll have to pass on that too.<\/li>\n<li>Havent used excel in years.Just tried a simple excel multiply formula&amp;gave up.I code 4 living but this excel logic is rocket science to me:\/<\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, what is so hard about find and replace? You used to have no problem with this. #makingenemies<\/li>\n<li>If my dad doesnt know how to graph this in excel then there is a serious problem<\/li>\n<li>Reason I shouldn&#8217;t code in VB for excel: took me 10 minutes to find &quot;show developer tab in ribbon.&quot; Reason I should: it&#8217;s excel<\/li>\n<li>You know your an adult when you have an excel spreadsheet of names and addresses to send people Christmas cards.<\/li>\n<li>Love it when I get bribed with cups of tea to make people in the office Excel Spreadsheets with lots of formulas. I&#8217;m so uncool! #geek<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_______________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you do Excel work, and get paid with cups of tea, does that make you a teetotaler? My dad has discovered Excel &amp; thinks it&#8217;s so cool! LOL Dad: &quot;this is awesome. I love this. Honey how awesome is this!?&quot; Mom: *not bothered* why is MS Excel the most impossible and frustrating invention that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/12\/21\/excel-twitter-20121221\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121221&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1815,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions\/1815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}