{"id":1823,"date":"2013-01-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1823"},"modified":"2013-01-04T00:03:33","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T05:03:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20130104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/04\/excel-twitter-20130104\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130104"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px;border-right: 0px;border-bottom: 0px;float: right;padding-top: 0px;padding-left: 0px;margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;border-left: 0px;padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image.png\" width=\"109\" height=\"110\" \/>Yes, life in the cube can be frustrating, especially if Excel keeps crashing, or if your co-workers try to sabotage you. Maybe a pivot table would help.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Starting the day by clearing my phone, email inbox and creating an excel spreadsheet for my expenses this year. Ooooh organised \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Standing in a field and I need to make a spreadsheet. Oh, that&#8217;s right. I have a @windowsphone! Excel document saved to cloud.<\/li>\n<li>really don&#8217;t love it when excel crashes for the 876685785931st time in one day&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>spent half an hour trying to work out how to get a text box on a chart in excel.. not even google knows this one #macproblems #doomed<\/li>\n<li>Learning something new today, going to learn how to work better with #Excel. A few new formulas to make hockey scoresheet better.<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Hey can you make me one of those spinnin tables?&quot; -Do you mean a pivot table? &quot;Yea, that.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>I love how fast Word and Excel load. You know why that is? Because it&#8217;s largely the same code you were running on your 486 in 1995.<\/li>\n<li>i have spent way too much time making my excel sheets and charts to plot my simpsons watchage. #nerdmuch<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m more proud of completing a six-hour spreadsheet project, or deleting 1200 photos from my phone. Gotta start 2013 clean!<\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, Why do you have to make things so complicated? Just protect the damned workbook! No love, Lis<\/li>\n<li>I really think this girl I work with tried to sabotage my life by sending me a BLANK excel sheet and confused me by adding pivot tables<\/li>\n<li>getting angry at excel doesn&#8217;t make it work better #labreportgoingwell<\/li>\n<li>I now have an Excel spreadsheet of the main #wineries in #Mendoza along with their opening times. Willing to admit I may have a problem&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Wow, I just used the 6th grade math PEMDAS rule I happened to remember for an Excel spreadsheet. #mnemonicsrule<\/li>\n<li>having an excel spreadsheet open on your computer ALWAYS makes it look like you&#8217;re doing work, no matter whats on it<\/li>\n<li>&quot;If there&#8217;s an Excel problem, yo I&#8217;ll solve it. Check out this formula while my pivot table resolves it.&quot; -Me, rappin bout life in da cube<\/li>\n<li>I hate excel with a passion. Correction, I hate inputting data and trying to obtain a straight line graph with a passion.<\/li>\n<li>Just #REF!&#8217;d out an entire Excel workbook. It&#8217;s going to be a long afternoon<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, life in the cube can be frustrating, especially if Excel keeps crashing, or if your co-workers try to sabotage you. Maybe a pivot table would help. Starting the day by clearing my phone, email inbox and creating an excel spreadsheet for my expenses this year. Ooooh organised \ud83d\ude09 Standing in a field and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/04\/excel-twitter-20130104\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130104&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1824,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823\/revisions\/1824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}