{"id":1826,"date":"2013-01-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2013-01-07T00:02:59","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T05:02:59","slug":"excel-twitter-20130107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20130107\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130107"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px;border-right: 0px;border-bottom: 0px;float: right;padding-top: 0px;padding-left: 0px;margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;border-left: 0px;padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image1.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"95\" \/>If you don\u2019t have a ukulele, you\u2019ll have to ask your dad to do your work, if you\u2019re trying to avoid Excel. Or just get a bigger monitor, and get to work.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just created my first pivot table in Excel. Please don&#8217;t tell the other liberal-arts majors.<\/li>\n<li>Doing everything I can to put off this Excel work. Played my ukulele for a couple of hours now I&#8217;m finally sorting out my Flickr account&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>My dad is doing my Microsoft Excel school project for me. Upside to having a someone from his field of work as a dad.<\/li>\n<li>Haven&#8217;t seen my wife this happy in these couple of weeks. What cheered her up? An excel spreadsheet *faints* #fb<\/li>\n<li>I envy those people who&#8217;ve never had to look deep within the soul of an Excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Upon getting a job in finance, request a Mac for work. Insist that excel will work flawlessly for you. #trendy<\/li>\n<li>You know you love your job when opening up a brand new 2013 Excel spreadsheet of invoices excites you \ud83d\ude42 #happytimes<\/li>\n<li>New monitor at work today. I can see columns A to AK in Excel all at once. That&#8217;s what&#8217;s up!<\/li>\n<li>My new hair clippers come with a USB cable. What is it going to try and do, upload hair data and make a pivot table out of it?<\/li>\n<li>DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS MICROSOFT EXCEL THING?<\/li>\n<li>When your excel spreadsheet works out and the bar graph makes sense&#8230;the excitement in this house has been intense.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t tell me there&#8217;s something wrong with my spreadsheet when you are the one who does not know how to use excel. Geez.<\/li>\n<li>haven&#8217;t left the house for 12 days. It&#8217;s definitely taking its toll on me; mum just walked in to find me laughing at an excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Dissertation just got serious, I made graphs on Excel #wizard<\/li>\n<li>Glass of scotch. Editing an Excel spreadsheet. Damn I feel like a grown up.<\/li>\n<li>what am I doing at 3:40am on a Saturday night? Watching a footie game and working on this Excel worksheet. yup geeking it up.<\/li>\n<li>I list my sins on an Excel spreadsheet and pretend the \u2018Clear Contents\u2019 button actually says \u2018Clear Conscience\u2019 \u2013 Excel Confessional 2013<\/li>\n<li>My boss has people entering a formula to filter data in Excel, which has a filter function. Girl, what? No wonder these people are confused.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don\u2019t have a ukulele, you\u2019ll have to ask your dad to do your work, if you\u2019re trying to avoid Excel. Or just get a bigger monitor, and get to work. I just created my first pivot table in Excel. Please don&#8217;t tell the other liberal-arts majors. Doing everything I can to put off &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20130107\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130107&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1827,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions\/1827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}