{"id":1829,"date":"2013-01-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1829"},"modified":"2013-01-11T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T05:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20130111","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/11\/excel-twitter-20130111\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130111"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px;border-right: 0px;border-bottom: 0px;float: right;padding-top: 0px;padding-left: 0px;margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;border-left: 0px;padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image2.png\" width=\"117\" height=\"57\" \/>Instead of using Excel, can you run a business with a napkin, a mattress and David Bowie?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s never good to see &quot;What am I using this section for??&quot; as a cell note in a complex Excel workbook.<\/li>\n<li>We were given a template to create a Gantt chart from Excel in #projectdevelopment. It&#8217;s like Christmas all over again! #dhwi<\/li>\n<li>Forgotten just how easily Microsoft Excel eats time. Tantalisingly close to solving the problem but oh so far away<\/li>\n<li>Last night I dreamt I oversaw Bowie&#8217;s new tour and made the stage theme Excel spreadsheets-I hate when work gets in the way of a good thing.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m pretty sure Excel makes me even more stupid.<\/li>\n<li>doing anything to avoid work in college. even made a pattern of highlighted squares on excel. #artistic #thatbored<\/li>\n<li>All good businesses start with a napkin. If you can&#8217;t make the numbers work on a napkin there&#8217;s no need to bother with excel<\/li>\n<li>At work. Excel doesn&#8217;t work. I&#8217;m an accountant. This is a problem.<\/li>\n<li>Teaching my grandma how to work Microsoft Excel&#8230; She&#8217;s taking notes &amp; drawing pictures of the buttons #socute<\/li>\n<li>Okay, now i hacking my own excel worksheet all because i forgot my password to unprotect it. #fail<\/li>\n<li>Excel didn&#8217;t want to roll over chart data and recognize a new year began. I showed it who&#8217;s boss.<\/li>\n<li>I made an awesome excel workbook and my mattress is getting delivered today&#8230;yep, getting older.<\/li>\n<li>After an hour of unsaved work and having Excel crash, I understood that my true calling is to be a stripper. Peace out.<\/li>\n<li>Excel, what problem do you have with only showing a partial cell on the screen? Wide columns are SOOO annoying in you!<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a business major when you use Excel to chart and predict the best textbook prices for the spring semester<\/li>\n<li>Spent almost all day frigging with excel again, only to twig that I could&#8217;ve saved a few hours with a simple pivot table. Living the dream.<\/li>\n<li>here&#8217;s what i did for my first day back at work: opened excel, stared listlessly at monitor, went out for lunch then i forget the rest<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m doing Excel Pivot Tables in my hotel room. I&#8217;m just THAT cool. Yeah.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of using Excel, can you run a business with a napkin, a mattress and David Bowie? It&#8217;s never good to see &quot;What am I using this section for??&quot; as a cell note in a complex Excel workbook. We were given a template to create a Gantt chart from Excel in #projectdevelopment. It&#8217;s like Christmas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/11\/excel-twitter-20130111\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130111&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1829"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1830,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions\/1830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}