{"id":183,"date":"2009-11-25T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/11\/25\/excel-twitters-20091125\/"},"modified":"2009-11-24T23:57:38","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T04:57:38","slug":"excel-twitters-20091125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/11\/25\/excel-twitters-20091125\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s not save all the Excel Twitter posts for one day a week. I think we need them more often, in smaller batches. So, here\u2019s an interesting collection for today.<\/p>\n<p>You read these, while I try to remember where everything is in the library. Or maybe I\u2019ll just cry in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<h3>Frustrating!<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Anyway, I just finished helping Mom with her Excel homework. Omg I wanna cry. Old people should not use Excel.. It was so frustrating! <\/li>\n<li>Every time I have to spend time using Excel I end up with paper, pencil and calculator next to me. I may be irredeemably analogue. <\/li>\n<li>Spent almost all day trying to outsmart Excel. Finally nailed down the right formula at 4:45. Now I won&#8217;t have to think about it all night. <\/li>\n<li>If u dont find me @ my desk its because Excel pivot tables &amp; the &quot;wrap text&quot; option made me burst into tears and Im crying in the bathroom. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Mindblowing!<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>The graphs I just created in Excel are so mindblowing, they&#8217;ll probably wind up in the Smithsonian as an important moment in human history. <\/li>\n<li>Visited library and now taking tour. Uhh no automated system\/catalogue. Use excel and one woman knows in her head where everything is \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>What Do You Think?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Looking 4 more helpful comments on our simple Excel Carbon Footprint Calc. Tell us what you think <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/52DN9\">http:\/\/is.gd\/52DN9<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>My friend in finance wants to make better looking spreadsheets. Is there an Elements of Style for Excel? Guidance on spreadsheet design? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n<p>P.S. For guidance on spreadsheet design, you could try: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/190540400X?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=190540400X\">Spreadsheet Check and Control<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0321508793?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0321508793\">Professional Excel Development (2nd Edition)<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Any other suggestions?<\/p>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s not save all the Excel Twitter posts for one day a week. I think we need them more often, in smaller batches. So, here\u2019s an interesting collection for today. You read these, while I try to remember where everything is in the library. Or maybe I\u2019ll just cry in the bathroom. Frustrating! 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