{"id":1836,"date":"2013-01-18T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1836"},"modified":"2013-01-18T00:04:11","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T05:04:11","slug":"excel-twitter-20130118","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/18\/excel-twitter-20130118\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130118"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px;border-right: 0px;border-bottom: 0px;float: right;padding-top: 0px;padding-left: 0px;margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;border-left: 0px;padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image4.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"106\" \/>Crying, nightmares and head injuries &#8212; things are not going well in spreadsheet world today. The wicked witch might be to blame.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Doing charts on excel are half the time impossible an half the time boring.<\/li>\n<li>Ughhh i&#8217;m so bored and i just deleted some excel formula the boss keyed in so idk what to do now.<\/li>\n<li>I have just typed the words &quot;killer frogs&quot; into an Excel spreadsheet. This makes me happy, for some reason.<\/li>\n<li>i can&#8217;t believe i got out of bed this morning and walked to uni in the cold to look at an excel spreadsheet. i have fallen into a nightmare.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing is more intellectually stimulating than a 27 inch monitor filled to the edges with an excel worksheet of 6 digit numbers. NOTHING.<\/li>\n<li>Watching Excel self destruct. That&#8217;s what I get for trying to work after 4:30. What was I thinking?<\/li>\n<li>For one terrifying moment there, the massive excel spreadsheet that I&#8217;m compiling was &#8216;not responding.&#8217; I almost cried.<\/li>\n<li>glad no one was at my desk right now to see me fail to be able to print a spreadsheet from excel. tried to beat the system and export a pdf.<\/li>\n<li>I have slain all the pivot table beasts\u2026 like a bawse. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!<\/li>\n<li>graphs, charts and tables (oh my!) graphs, charts and tables (oh my!) graphs, charts and tables (oh my!) (kaboom!) Wicked Witch of Excel<\/li>\n<li>When someone sends you through an Excel spreadsheet and it looks like it was formatted by a student in grade 5. So annoying! **<\/li>\n<li>When I go on Instagram after I get off work, it amazes me that life happened while I was typing formulas into Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Showed son how to make a graph in Excel; now I&#8217;m a computer genius.<\/li>\n<li>My boss literally just sent me an excel file asking if I could delete a cell. And he&#8217;s getting paid MORE than me. I don&#8217;t get it.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve decided excel &amp; even a minor head injury do not work well together. I see grids every where now, make them go away!<\/li>\n<li>Like, chill, Excel. It&#8217;s just a freaking telephone number, not a stupid formula.<\/li>\n<li>learns how to HTML code a theme for tumblr in 10 minutes, can&#8217;t figure out how to make a graph on excel in an hour<\/li>\n<li>The spreadsheet I&#8217;ve just been sent has a v.fancy pivot table in it. I actually said &quot;Woah!&quot; when I opened it. God help me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crying, nightmares and head injuries &#8212; things are not going well in spreadsheet world today. The wicked witch might be to blame. Doing charts on excel are half the time impossible an half the time boring. Ughhh i&#8217;m so bored and i just deleted some excel formula the boss keyed in so idk what to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/18\/excel-twitter-20130118\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130118&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1837,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions\/1837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}