{"id":1842,"date":"2013-01-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2013-01-25T00:24:46","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T05:24:46","slug":"excel-twitter-20130125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/25\/excel-twitter-20130125\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px;border-right: 0px;border-bottom: 0px;float: right;padding-top: 0px;padding-left: 0px;margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;border-left: 0px;padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image6.png\" width=\"109\" height=\"103\" \/>Fire everyone who doesn\u2019t know how to build a pivot table, but definitely keep the people who count the characters in their Excel formulas.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just made the most beautiful graph in excel. I almost cried when it popped up. #excel #shouldabeenacompmajor<\/li>\n<li>If I was boss I&#8217;d fire everyone who didn&#8217;t know\/didn&#8217;t try to learn how to use a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>Guy next to me is assaulting his keyboard, and using a calculator to work out sums for his excel spreadsheet&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Note to self: When color-coding stuff in Excel, remember to make a note on what the code is.<\/li>\n<li>Stupid cat just jumped up on my desk for approx. 1 second before I shooed him away, yet somehow he managed to open an Excel file 187 times.<\/li>\n<li>Someone younger than myself in my office has literally no clue how to make a graph in excel. Are you kidding me?!<\/li>\n<li>ESPN received an excel spreadsheet of Manti&#8217;s phone records and &quot;insisted they are genuine.&quot; Yeah, so did his girlfriend. #needbetterproof<\/li>\n<li>Eugh..Girl complaining about an excel spreadsheet like it&#8217;s Satan&#8217;s work. IT&#8217;S AN EXCEL SHEET.<\/li>\n<li>There should be a curfew for doing work on Excel. #spreadsheets #dominating #life #excel #geek #fml<\/li>\n<li>I love it when a 350 character formula works as designed. #excel #theremustbeaneasierway<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m just going to keep calm and pretend that the Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been working on for the past 8 hours did not close without saving.<\/li>\n<li>welcome to statistics, where we will play with excel and make charts look pretty<\/li>\n<li>That feeling when you&#8217;ve been knee deep in excel for two days and you finally solve the problem<\/li>\n<li>About to go to sleep. Husband: &quot;can you create an excel file with all expenses related to work for the past 13 months real quick?&quot; -______-<\/li>\n<li>Just realized I can color code Excel worksheet tabs. I&#8217;m pretty excited about this. #betterlatethannever<\/li>\n<li>You have to love being sent an excel file that is password protected and you&#8217;re not given the password; then able to guess it first try.<\/li>\n<li>The only time signing a work email with your name and kiss is appropriate? When writing to your wife to ask for help with Excel<\/li>\n<li>Remember &#8211; you can kill someone with a chair but not with a pivot table \ud83d\ude42 #excel, #pivot<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fire everyone who doesn\u2019t know how to build a pivot table, but definitely keep the people who count the characters in their Excel formulas. I just made the most beautiful graph in excel. I almost cried when it popped up. #excel #shouldabeenacompmajor If I was boss I&#8217;d fire everyone who didn&#8217;t know\/didn&#8217;t try to learn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/25\/excel-twitter-20130125\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130125&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1843,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842\/revisions\/1843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}