{"id":1849,"date":"2013-01-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2013-01-28T00:04:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T05:04:15","slug":"excel-twitter-20130128","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/01\/28\/excel-twitter-20130128\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130128"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px;border-right: 0px;border-bottom: 0px;float: right;padding-top: 0px;padding-left: 0px;margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;border-left: 0px;padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image7.png\" width=\"53\" height=\"171\" \/>If you\u2019ve had a bottle of wine, it might be better if the nanny builds the pivot tables.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My colleague has been making a humongous Excel spreadsheet for 4 solid days. What&#8217;s the best way to tell him he&#8217;s been using the wrong data?<\/li>\n<li>At some point Microsoft redesigned how Excel makes charts. It was simple before. Now it is ridiculously counter-intuitive. Good job. #morons<\/li>\n<li>My college search involves multiple notebooks, tears, an Excel spreadsheet, and a three-dimensional scatter plot. #OCD #stressin<\/li>\n<li>The fact that I&#8217;m google&#8217;ing &#8216;how to make a graph in Excel&#8217; and I&#8217;m in second year is probably a bad sign<\/li>\n<li>Listening to someone speak who just figured out how to do a pie chart in excel. God help me.<\/li>\n<li>Is it weird that I&#8217;m asking my nanny to fill out an excel spreadsheet that tracks my son&#8217;s feeding and napping times? #nerd<\/li>\n<li>I just showed a coworker how to make the grid lines appear in an Excel worksheet. What year is this?<\/li>\n<li>Sign of growth: Excel spreadsheet crashes TWICE. Hours lost. Calm kept. #SERIOUS<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve been staring at an excel worksheet for too long when the lines start to look crooked #smproblems<\/li>\n<li>The last thing you need while deliriously unwell is to be tediously calculating standard deviation in an excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>I should be trying to finish this linear programming problem in Excel, but instead I just googled &quot;flatulence in the supreme court.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>Just created an Excel spreadsheet that makes part of my job about 30 times easier! &#8230;I shouldn&#8217;t be this excited about it. #nerdy<\/li>\n<li>at a place that has karaoke&#8230; guy hands me an Excel spreadsheet of the songs he can perform&#8230; I grab my jacket, and leave #JustHappened&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Just showed someone how to make a graph in Excel. #ChangingTheWorld #SavingLives<\/li>\n<li>Love an Excel spreadsheet after a bottle of wine&#8230;&#8230;.#cheers<\/li>\n<li>My Husband just said I remind him of an EXCEL SPREADSHEET LOL<\/li>\n<li>A pivot table is when two pieces of mostly wrong bits of data are compared. Using SIMS, and unformatted EXCEL spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Excel cannot exceed the limit of 1,048,576 rows and 16,384 columns. Never run in to this problem until today.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019ve had a bottle of wine, it might be better if the nanny builds the pivot tables. My colleague has been making a humongous Excel spreadsheet for 4 solid days. What&#8217;s the best way to tell him he&#8217;s been using the wrong data? At some point Microsoft redesigned how Excel makes charts. 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