{"id":1855,"date":"2013-02-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1855"},"modified":"2013-01-31T20:15:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T01:15:27","slug":"excel-twitter-20130201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20130201\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/image8.png\" width=\"97\" height=\"95\" \/>When you think of columns, do you mean steel buildings or Excel spreadsheets?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I could get used to this staying home sick. Less distraction so finally getting some work done. Excel-in-bed<\/li>\n<li>Solution for one excel crashing problem is &quot;user moved to another pc without the problem&quot;.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, a 40MB excel spreadsheet of data&#8230; without any instruction on how to mine the data&#8230; or what we&#8217;re supposed to do with it? Perfect.<\/li>\n<li>Owww. I just got a paper cut. From a printed out Excel chart. Doubly sad. #neosporintime<\/li>\n<li>Home sweet home, washing, cooking, cleaning &amp; not a spreadsheet in sight .. how will I cope without excel ?<\/li>\n<li>But 4 real i could write you a code that flashes the message &quot;redrum redrum&quot; an infinite amount of times until u r forced to crash excel &gt;=)<\/li>\n<li>Know your boss. If he\/she is very detailed, NEVER send a shoddy excel sheet. Let it be correct.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m the lone admin in an architect firm. When they say columns, they mean steel and concrete. When I say columns, I mean excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Thank the good Lord my dad knows how to work Excel otherwise I&#8217;d be lost and crying.<\/li>\n<li>Just built the most beautifully complex excel ever. I think I&#8217;m in love<\/li>\n<li>At my last job, it was fine when I took 3 weeks to make a line on a few Excel graphs but they stopped talking to me when I couldn&#8217;t code.<\/li>\n<li>Oilers jersey contest requires major Photoshop skills? Why not a contest that requires Excel skills? Best pivot table wins!<\/li>\n<li>to coffee or not to coffee? that is the question. i&#8217;m sort of on an excel chart roll and don&#8217;t want to disrupt, but also feeling tired<\/li>\n<li>Just strained my jaw eating baby carrots while working on an Excel spreadsheet. #thuglife #dontbhatin #respectmygamebitches<\/li>\n<li>Currently exploring the wonders of PowerPivot in Excel 2013. Business Intelligence in the hands on business users = awesome. #Excel2013<\/li>\n<li>My professor is showing us how to solve a linear problem using a program called lingo&#8230;.ill just stick with my baby&#8230;EXCEL!!!<\/li>\n<li>Bill Gates is out there beating the hell out of diseases and I can&#8217;t even finish this Excel spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>Everyone&#8217;s huddled round a failed pivot table. I look on, sipping my mocha, safe in the knowledge that I know NOTHING about pivot tables<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of columns, do you mean steel buildings or Excel spreadsheets? I could get used to this staying home sick. Less distraction so finally getting some work done. Excel-in-bed Solution for one excel crashing problem is &quot;user moved to another pc without the problem&quot;. Oh, a 40MB excel spreadsheet of data&#8230; without any &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20130201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130201&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}