{"id":1857,"date":"2013-02-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2013-02-03T11:50:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T16:50:01","slug":"excel-twitter-20130204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/04\/excel-twitter-20130204\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image.png\" width=\"82\" height=\"88\" \/>If you\u2019re making your first trip with the new baby, be sure to make a pivot table before you leave home. And curse under your breath, so the baby won\u2019t hear you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wow. Pivot table chops are just like any chops I guess. Use &#8217;em or lose &#8217;em.<\/li>\n<li>There is only one sheet in a workbook by default in Excel \u201913 not three now I LOVE THIS<\/li>\n<li>Writing the to-do list. Is there a name for excel chart addiction &#8211; 5 to update this morning and a new one to compose, deep joy #obsessive<\/li>\n<li>Strategically planning our first post-baby trip means an extensive excel workbook with project management timelines.<\/li>\n<li>Happy cursing. Not the kind of cursing you say under your breath when you have to do excel pivot tables all day.<\/li>\n<li>I ran out of things to do at work today so I logged into my boss&#8217;s computer and put cool colors on all of his Excel spreadsheets #surprise<\/li>\n<li>Lady checking out at target recording things in her check book. Do that when you get home on a excel spreadsheet lady. #2013<\/li>\n<li>ahhh I can&#8217;t even make charts IN EXCEL I had no idea this was the kind of person I am but here we are<\/li>\n<li>&quot;By doing this, SUNY will build the biggest, baddest, Excel spreadsheet of all time.&quot; oh, ok. #excellove<\/li>\n<li>No excel, I did not want to add 32,000 series to that chart. JUST TWO. (Not Responding), I&#8217;d be sulking, too.<\/li>\n<li>Well, that was 11 hours straight of staring at an Excel spreadsheet on a Saturday. Good times. The reward? Killer Karoake.<\/li>\n<li>My boss designed the most terrible Excel spreadsheet ever. This is going to be so much fun correcting it<\/li>\n<li>If there is one thing that I hate the most in this world, it is Microsoft Excel. JUST MAKE A GRAPH THAT&#8217;S ALL I WANT FROM YOU.<\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel why do you want to make my life such a misery #fml<\/li>\n<li>I should be doing boring Excel spreadsheet work. But I&#8217;d rather read all day.<\/li>\n<li>I am going to strangle whoever created Excel, this graph has taken me an hour and I&#8217;m not even done #IHateChem #HateGraphs #complicated<\/li>\n<li>Bridesmaid has hen party spreadsheet. I love her.<\/li>\n<li>That moment when you drop the wrong field in your pivot table and you might as well go home, it&#8217;s gonna take so long for excel to do it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019re making your first trip with the new baby, be sure to make a pivot table before you leave home. And curse under your breath, so the baby won\u2019t hear you. Wow. Pivot table chops are just like any chops I guess. Use &#8217;em or lose &#8217;em. There is only one sheet in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/04\/excel-twitter-20130204\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130204&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1858,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions\/1858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}