{"id":1862,"date":"2013-02-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2013-02-10T09:35:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T14:35:57","slug":"excel-twitter-20130211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20130211\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image2.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"100\" \/>If it takes you a week to create a pivot table, you shouldn\u2019t work on it in your car, at a traffic light.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m in business class making spread sheets. 1. Microsoft Excel hates me. 2. I have no desire to chart my profits from hot dogs and sodas.<\/li>\n<li>My boss just gave a week to prepare a pivot table report. I have to keep in mind when she started with the firm there was only 1 computer.<\/li>\n<li>I created a 15 sheet excel file with tons of calculations. Boss found ONE mistake &quot;cell n30 looks off&quot; in ONE sheet.<\/li>\n<li>Trying to get excel to work properly, no luck\u2026 co-worker phrased it perfectly\u2026 &quot;excel is a butt-head&quot;<\/li>\n<li>I think my excel spreadsheet itinerary just freaked my brother out. Excellent.<\/li>\n<li>Obi Wan&#8217;s spreadsheet mischief: &quot;Microsoft Office Excel cannot find the data you&#8217;re searching for&quot; #TheseAreNotTheDroids<\/li>\n<li>I am becoming such a boss on Microsoft Excel. Who would have thought you could do soo much with little boxes.<\/li>\n<li>my boss gave me the wrong excel sheet for something and told me to just put the stuff in anyways #comeon<\/li>\n<li>I hate Excel as much as the next guy, probably more. But pivot tables are God&#8217;s gift to working on your taxes.<\/li>\n<li>Doing mad pivot table stacked bar chart and Excel crashed. But not only did Excel crash, the crash reporter also crashed. #crashInception<\/li>\n<li>I always feel like a poser when I&#8217;m listening to rap music while working in an Excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Excel exacting its revenge for those cat graphs. Nothing to do with the enormous data set; everything to do with machines judging me.<\/li>\n<li>I swear, my boss would have us log the number of breaths we take of labspace air in an Excel spreadsheet if he could. everything.xlsx<\/li>\n<li>Just incorrectly entered a date into a spreadsheet with the year &quot;29013.&quot; Spreadsheet promptly froze and crashed. #Y29KBug #EndOfDays<\/li>\n<li>So this chick whips out her laptop and logs in while at the light. She worked on an excel sheet and ran a pivot. Coolest thing ever.<\/li>\n<li>Dude next to me at the coffee shop is playing the air guitar while working on some Excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>And someone is trying to clock me for alphabetizing a list wrong. I hit the sort button in excel.If its wrong, that&#8217;s someone else&#8217;s problem<\/li>\n<li>It takes a special kind of person to be able to hide columns in an Excel spreadsheet but not be able to figure out how to unhide them.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it takes you a week to create a pivot table, you shouldn\u2019t work on it in your car, at a traffic light. I&#8217;m in business class making spread sheets. 1. Microsoft Excel hates me. 2. I have no desire to chart my profits from hot dogs and sodas. My boss just gave a week &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20130211\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130211&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}