{"id":1864,"date":"2013-02-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2013-02-14T15:16:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T20:16:08","slug":"excel-twitter-20130215","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/15\/excel-twitter-20130215\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130215"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image3.png\" width=\"117\" height=\"118\" \/>The dog ate your Excel file? You\u2019re never going to improve your geek score that way. And no free pizza for you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Someone emailed an excel workbook about three weeks ago, still haven&#8217;t opened it. Spreadsheets give me the fear, man.<\/li>\n<li>What use is the &quot;double-click bottom of any MS Excel cell to get to bottom of worksheet&quot; function?! It&#8217;s crushed my soul twice today!<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t figure out how to do this stupid graph in Excel. I feel like a 90 year old trying to figure out the WorldWideWeb.<\/li>\n<li>The problem with Excel is when the person that wrote the workbook retires and nobody else knows how it works.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m taking an Excel Class at work for free pizza #grownupdormrat<\/li>\n<li>Of course the one thing I forget how to do on excel is worth 8 point on my exam. #fml<\/li>\n<li>What is the use of having a dog if you can&#8217;t tell your boss that it ate your excel sheets ? #FAIL<\/li>\n<li>Went to type &quot;how to make a graph in excel&quot; and google auto completed it to &quot;how to make a tutu&quot; umm, not where I was going, but interesting<\/li>\n<li>I think the only reason I have excel on my computer is to crash it at the end of the day just to explain why I haven&#8217;t done any work.<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. What can I say? My parents are both accountants, you guys. I didn&#8217;t have a chance to not love spreadsheets.<\/li>\n<li>just discovered pivot tables in Excel. This very well may have just upped my geek score by 75 points<\/li>\n<li>You can scroll down or right forever in an excel spreadsheet, it&#8217;s kinda scary actually.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a man on the train who appears to organise every little detail of his life in an excel worksheet. Sad.<\/li>\n<li>worked my ass off creating an all-inclusive excel workbook at my boss&#8217;s request..now it&#8217;s &quot;too complex&quot; and he&#8217;s changed his mind. -_-<\/li>\n<li>Boss: This is great, but it&#8217;d look better in an Excel spreadsheet. Can y&#8211; Me: (Places earmuffs on ears, locks self into file cabinet)<\/li>\n<li>microsoft excel is a bitch and i hate it and it&#8217;s poop and it is ugly and it is stupid and it is bad in bed, it&#8217;s tone deaf and has no SOUL<\/li>\n<li>Big dirty excel spreadsheet waiting for me when I get home. Great.<\/li>\n<li>I think a lot of people would be more excited about making graphs in excel if they understood there&#8217;s a &quot;pie explosion&quot; setting.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dog ate your Excel file? You\u2019re never going to improve your geek score that way. And no free pizza for you. Someone emailed an excel workbook about three weeks ago, still haven&#8217;t opened it. Spreadsheets give me the fear, man. What use is the &quot;double-click bottom of any MS Excel cell to get to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/15\/excel-twitter-20130215\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130215&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}