{"id":1867,"date":"2013-02-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1867"},"modified":"2013-02-17T10:19:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T15:19:27","slug":"excel-twitter-20130218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20130218\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130218"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image4.png\" width=\"116\" height=\"100\" \/>There\u2019s a game that lets you kill someone with a spreadsheet? Awesome! Maybe it has exploding pie charts too.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I feel like I know JUST enough about pivot tables to make all of my tasks 30 times harder #Excel #productivity #tcot<\/li>\n<li>Boss uknowingly let me loose with an Excel spreadsheet. Spent the last 4 hours coding VBA macros for it. #engineeringproblems<\/li>\n<li>My father would be proud of the amazing excel spreadsheet i made to keep track of my working hours #accountantsdaughter #procrastination<\/li>\n<li>Is it possible to make just one program work really slowly?? I restarted the computer and ONLY Excel is molasses!<\/li>\n<li>Today I had to google &#8216;how to make a graph in excel&#8217;. Sometimes my lack of knowledge astounds me.<\/li>\n<li>Of course, by &quot;analysis&quot; I mean &quot;make a graph in excel then see what&#8217;s different&quot; but you know, potayto potahto.<\/li>\n<li>when i spend more than 3 hours on excel module and boom the battery is dead even the work i did **** #killme ! *speechless* ** #gn -.-<\/li>\n<li>Had some fun teaching gamblers fallacy and law of large numbers with dynamic excel charts today.<\/li>\n<li>falling out with Excel&#8230; all I want is a colourful pie chart with sections &amp; percentages to represent data, instead I have a big blue pie!<\/li>\n<li>A spreadsheet macro for colour-coding a &quot;Worry&quot; column based on the number of question marks in the preceding columns.<\/li>\n<li>Made a pretty neat excel spreadsheet for hw today. All this studying must mean one thing&#8230; 1 week till beerlympics!<\/li>\n<li>Finally learned how to make a legit Pareto chart on Excel! #accomplishment #kinda<\/li>\n<li>Its funny when my boss comes to my work and is standing right behind me and I don&#8217;t know it and I&#8217;m sitting there drawing bunnies on Excel.<\/li>\n<li>I am planning my vacation in Paris -Excel formulas work better there<\/li>\n<li>Having a minor argument with excel about it&#8217;s ability to draw graphs. #technology #geology #technofobe<\/li>\n<li>EVE Online, The only game where it is possible to kill someone with a Excel Spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Two conclusions I can draw: Elon Musk (a) is good with Excel charts and (b) is a huge dillweed.<\/li>\n<li>Oh Microsoft Excel, why do you hurt me when I love you so?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s a game that lets you kill someone with a spreadsheet? Awesome! Maybe it has exploding pie charts too. I feel like I know JUST enough about pivot tables to make all of my tasks 30 times harder #Excel #productivity #tcot Boss uknowingly let me loose with an Excel spreadsheet. Spent the last 4 hours &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20130218\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130218&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}