{"id":1869,"date":"2013-02-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1869"},"modified":"2013-02-21T09:47:23","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T14:47:23","slug":"excel-twitter-20130222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/22\/excel-twitter-20130222\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130222"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image5.png\" width=\"116\" height=\"100\" \/>Please don\u2019t make your Excel charts look like candy \u2013 it will hurt your eyes, and you\u2019ll never get to sleep.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel must be suitable for something. But every spreadsheet I am exposed to twists and warps it so far from whatever that is. #grrr<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes at work I&#8217;ll mix hot chocolate and coffee in my cup to remind myself I&#8217;m adventurous and that Excel doesn&#8217;t own my happiness.<\/li>\n<li>This lady has been staring at an excel chart for the past 3 1\/2 hours smh can&#8217;t be healthy<\/li>\n<li>I can either color my #Excel charts or pivot tables to look like a Skittles bag, or to look like I&#8217;m colorblind. I have no design skills.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve learn a new Excel trick today&#8230;.5th year into work, and 10 years after IT studies at college&#8230;..<\/li>\n<li>Waking up early to learn how to copy-paste stuff from a website to Excel. Lab Group at 9 #Stats #FML<\/li>\n<li>Struggled for 2 hours to quantify data in excel for my boss before realizing I effectively created a pseudorandom number generator #FML<\/li>\n<li>When I save my Excel spreadsheet it says &quot;Minor Loss of Fidelity&quot;. That&#8217;s a bit personal. Can it do that? #stupiderrormessages<\/li>\n<li>excel can do a lot but reliably converting a string to a number is not one of them #work<\/li>\n<li>A long, constant day of spreadsheet hell doesn&#8217;t look any more attractive at 7.15 than it does at 9.15.<\/li>\n<li>I want to do an excel worksheet so bad. I have no idea whyyyy<\/li>\n<li>As much as I want to make graphs on Microsoft Excel and use them to figure out chemistry I would rather watch Gossip Girl ?<\/li>\n<li>My favorite feature of Excel has to be pivot tables: focus only on the info you care about.<\/li>\n<li>You know you work for yourself when you think about doing a spreadsheet at 2.04am. Whatever happened to just reading a book to get asleep?<\/li>\n<li>Also, every time someone refers to a static Excel spreadsheet as a database, I make a mental note to homicide them.<\/li>\n<li>Doing mindless work of copying and pasting in excel. I . Love . It . **<\/li>\n<li>The part of my brain that knows MS Excel has taken a vacation this week. My boss wishes it would come back. #NeedAFormulaForSuccess<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please don\u2019t make your Excel charts look like candy \u2013 it will hurt your eyes, and you\u2019ll never get to sleep. Excel must be suitable for something. But every spreadsheet I am exposed to twists and warps it so far from whatever that is. #grrr Sometimes at work I&#8217;ll mix hot chocolate and coffee in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/22\/excel-twitter-20130222\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130222&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}