{"id":1871,"date":"2013-02-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1871"},"modified":"2013-02-24T17:58:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T22:58:08","slug":"excel-twitter-20130225","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/25\/excel-twitter-20130225\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130225"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image6.png\" width=\"97\" height=\"96\" \/>If your Excel worksheets are filled with Macho Man Randy Savage information, it might not be a shortcut to your boss\u2019 heart.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>had a dream in microsoft excel last night in which I walked my boss through 50 tabs of formulas and work. My dreams are too literal<\/li>\n<li>Just learned there&#8217;s a to-do list workbook on excel. Today&#8217;s going to be a good day!! It&#8217;s the little things, people!<\/li>\n<li>Must look intelligent with these excel spreadsheets and graphs all over my laptop on the train, shame I have no clue<\/li>\n<li>Yes, offering to make a snazzy Excel chart is a brilliant idea when you don&#8217;t know how Excel charts work. Over-eager me&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Hope my boss never discovers the excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been working on all month is just a list my favorite Macho Man Randy Savage moments.<\/li>\n<li>I wrote about a girl colouring in squares on graph paper to avoid doing her maths homework. Then I opened up Excel and did the same thing.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve decided I wouldn&#8217;t like my job to be televised to millions. &quot;Here&#8217;s Harris, with a wonderful pivot table&quot; :-\/<\/li>\n<li>my mom just complained about how my dad wasn&#8217;t believing how cool her excel worksheet is&#8230; #typicaldelchers<\/li>\n<li>Somewhere in Microsoft, there\u2019s an excel spreadsheet somewhere with a list of certificates and expiry dates that nobody is looking at<\/li>\n<li>&quot;All signs PowerPoint to Yes!&quot; , &quot;Life is a pivot table&quot; , &quot;My text is Justified&quot; #msofficemusical<\/li>\n<li>Does anyone know if there is an Excel shortcut to my boss&#8217;s heart?<\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet is playing my life&#8230;I just know my formualas are correct -_-<\/li>\n<li>I wonder if I could code a Macro in time that&#8217;d do my entire Excel exam for me.<\/li>\n<li>Best thing i&#8217;ve done since getting up &#8211; helping eldest make graphs on excel (not being sarcastic, I really enjoyed helping her)<\/li>\n<li>Just finished an Excel spreadsheet about coffee shop quarterly sales that was WILD! You should have SEEN this dope pie chart I made! #pumped<\/li>\n<li>Doing an excel spreadsheet for my boss in colours of the rainbow, i hope he likes it, shame i couldnt add a scent #work<\/li>\n<li>Dam, stupid excel giving me false hope.<\/li>\n<li>How could I ever make a decision without an Excel spreadsheet? #dependent<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel worksheets are filled with Macho Man Randy Savage information, it might not be a shortcut to your boss\u2019 heart. had a dream in microsoft excel last night in which I walked my boss through 50 tabs of formulas and work. My dreams are too literal Just learned there&#8217;s a to-do list workbook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/02\/25\/excel-twitter-20130225\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130225&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}