{"id":1874,"date":"2013-03-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1874"},"modified":"2013-03-01T09:00:31","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T14:00:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20130301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/03\/01\/excel-twitter-20130301\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130301"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/image7.png\" width=\"98\" height=\"119\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Do your own standard deviation graphs, or you might end up as a boss who sucks at Excel. Or worse, you\u2019ll be sitting at home in your bathrobe!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Went to Excel London the other day. Disappointed that it wasn&#8217;t actually in fact a mahoosive spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>My Excel skills are coming on leaps and bounds. Managed to work out how to freeze planes all by myself today #goldstar<\/li>\n<li>What would the world have done without The Microsoft Excel spreadsheet! AS IMPORTANT AS THE WHEEL #sarcasm #microsoft #thematrix #code<\/li>\n<li>Nested IF statements in an Excel spreadsheet. And how had *your* afternoon been?<\/li>\n<li>Anyone who can do standard deviation graphs on excel will be my best friend for life if they can do 9 graphs for me.<\/li>\n<li>I recant my &#8216;like a boss&#8217; statement about #excel. I need some one who is &#8216;good with&#8217; #excel graphs, &#8216;bosses&#8217; tend to suck with excel.<\/li>\n<li>Another fine morning of bad coffee and great Excel work #ohhappyday<\/li>\n<li>I can code a basic calculator, integrate 3D functions. I can even design a bridge, but right now I&#8217;m googling &#8220;how to make a graph on excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Sorry babe, it just ain&#8217;t gonna work out. See you use the &#8220;accounting&#8221; number format in excel and im more of a &#8220;currency&#8221; guy<\/li>\n<li>oh cool, new excel has no wizard for graphs, and just buttons to click with a range of graphs that aren&#8217;t appropriate for your task<\/li>\n<li>My boss just showed me how to highlight rows in Excel like I&#8217;m a monkey seeing a computer for the 1st time. #RetirementWhereAreYou<\/li>\n<li>Who remembers trying to scroll until they found the end of the Excel spreadsheet?<\/li>\n<li>new level of procrastination: trying to make cool graphs on excel<\/li>\n<li>Also, not that anyone cares, but I finished writing the code to great a hangman game on excel so I&#8217;m feeling really accomplished =) #ISmajor<\/li>\n<li>Nothing says &#8220;working from home&#8221; more than screaming at a pivot table, naked save a poorly tied dressing gown while Grinderman blares<\/li>\n<li>I just made the most beautiful excel spreadsheet. It is so clean I could cry.<\/li>\n<li>there&#8217;s a special place reserved for people that use word to make charts instead of excel&#8230; oh look, a head shaped dent in my desk.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do your own standard deviation graphs, or you might end up as a boss who sucks at Excel. Or worse, you\u2019ll be sitting at home in your bathrobe! Went to Excel London the other day. Disappointed that it wasn&#8217;t actually in fact a mahoosive spreadsheet. My Excel skills are coming on leaps and bounds. Managed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/03\/01\/excel-twitter-20130301\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130301&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1875,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions\/1875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}