{"id":1889,"date":"2013-04-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1889"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:06","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:06","slug":"excel-twitter-20130405","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/04\/05\/excel-twitter-20130405\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130405"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=B008J3EOB6&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important; border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B008J3EOB6\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>   <\/p>\n<p>Macros will not explode your Excel workbooks (usually!), and they are more impressive than Lucky Charms shapes.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dang. Just received an #Excel workbook that puts all mine to shame. #funwithdata #nerdalicious <\/li>\n<li>The highlight of my day was finding an Excel shortcut that saved me hours of work. Nerdy? I don&#8217;t care. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing screams wild like a holiday itinerary via the art of an excel spreadsheet. Yup, I just went there&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>There are 4 files under my &quot;Open Recent&quot; tab in Excel: 2 bachelor party guest lists, the bball scholarship chart andd the Big33 OH roster. <\/li>\n<li>Breaking my head with Pivot table and macros. I managed a B- or C+ the excel modelling paper copying from the next fella \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Ah, hello default Excel chart palette in a paper I&#8217;m reviewing. Is there a macro to change data points to Lucky Charms shapes? <\/li>\n<li>Transferring an excel data chart into word w\/o grid lines. &#8216;When in doubt, white it out&#8217;. <\/li>\n<li>Hey guys did you know that staring at excel spreadsheets for hours takes away your ability to count and do simple math? #FML <\/li>\n<li>On an Excel course. Always been taught to be scared of macros and using them would blow up your workbook. But they aren&#8217;t! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>My boss is the type to have 4 different fonts, sizes, alignment, etc on an excel chart for no reason. It drives me insane. <\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t excel just do what I want it to? It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m the mom and it&#8217;s my stupid, good for nothing, hormonal, teenage daughter. <\/li>\n<li>A week later, Pivot table still not done despite reading Excel for dummies religiously. On the plus side, I love working nights. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel: where your dreams are crushed into easy-to-organize cells, charts, graphs, etc. <\/li>\n<li>When I close my eyes to sleep I have an excel spreadsheet burned into my vision&#8230; thats normal right? <\/li>\n<li>There should be an international holiday dedicated to the Excel Pivot Table <\/li>\n<li>\u201cAn Excel spreadsheet is probably the best way to store this information.\u201d &#8211; OLD people <\/li>\n<li>13 years breaking complex applications; never impressed my boss. Today I made a pivot table in Excel and he thinks I\u2019m a goddamned genius. <\/li>\n<li>Why is my Dad telling me I should learn how to do graphs on excel in my spare time?? #thanksbutnothanks **** <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Macros will not explode your Excel workbooks (usually!), and they are more impressive than Lucky Charms shapes. Dang. Just received an #Excel workbook that puts all mine to shame. #funwithdata #nerdalicious The highlight of my day was finding an Excel shortcut that saved me hours of work. Nerdy? I don&#8217;t care. Nothing screams wild like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/04\/05\/excel-twitter-20130405\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130405&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2593,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions\/2593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}