{"id":1891,"date":"2013-04-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1891"},"modified":"2013-04-11T13:38:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T17:38:11","slug":"excel-twitter-20130412","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/04\/12\/excel-twitter-20130412\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130412"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/image.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"117\" \/>Just sit there and look good. If you create a pivot table, it might cause an earthquake. Or a rainbow.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>im going to sit here and cry until all 5 million of these excel graphs fix themselves #productive<\/li>\n<li>A days worth of excel training and now I can colour code sheets! #rainbows<\/li>\n<li>My Excel skills are laughably bad. Charts? Graphs? Formulas? Goooood joke<\/li>\n<li>Working in an office is mostly figuring out how to toggle between Gchat and Microsoft Excel without your boss noticing.<\/li>\n<li>And for the record, a &quot;pdf spreadsheet&quot; is not a thing.<\/li>\n<li>Just said circular reference warning in public. Only people who know excel know what I mean #FML<\/li>\n<li>I am having a pivot table melt down, this is not how i saw my life<\/li>\n<li>Leslie has started a spreadsheet where she records what we eat each night and what we liked about it.<\/li>\n<li>Got to share my story as well.. While inserting the pivot table in my report suddenly an earthquake!!! booooom!!!<\/li>\n<li>I thought I was a boss at Excel. Today I met a god.<\/li>\n<li>As a teen I use to think excel can process huge volume of data Now I can say Descent volume of data Filter Pivot n Excel cries like a baby<\/li>\n<li>Have now written the same chunk of code three times &#8216;cos Excel is throwing a hissy fit when I try to save. :o(<\/li>\n<li>My boss: &quot;You don&#8217;t need to be messing around in Excel.&quot; Brill, I&#8217;ll just sit here and look good<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done nothing but listen to Black Sabbath at work today. This Excel sheet is brought to you by Satan.<\/li>\n<li>Excel said it can&#8217;t execute code while in break mode. I don&#8217;t understand &#8211; We use robots because they don&#8217;t get breaks! Or overtime<\/li>\n<li>OOH! I get to go to 2 days of Excel training for work! This is the most excited I&#8217;ve been about a work related thing since&#8230;well, ever.<\/li>\n<li>the only benefit from my computer class in high school is that my 60+ aged boss thinks what I do is perfect. #excel<\/li>\n<li>Me and every interaction with excel: &quot;Oops. Maybe if I-nope. If I click this here-nope. I don&#8217;t know how graphs work. Yes I got it! Nope&quot;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_______________    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just sit there and look good. If you create a pivot table, it might cause an earthquake. Or a rainbow. im going to sit here and cry until all 5 million of these excel graphs fix themselves #productive A days worth of excel training and now I can colour code sheets! #rainbows My Excel skills &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/04\/12\/excel-twitter-20130412\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130412&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}