{"id":1900,"date":"2013-04-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1900"},"modified":"2013-04-25T09:05:56","modified_gmt":"2013-04-25T13:05:56","slug":"excel-twitter-20130426","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/04\/26\/excel-twitter-20130426\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130426"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/image1.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"104\" \/>Nap or spreadsheet? That is the question. Maybe 2500 popup messages, and a bit of rap, will wake you up.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Yesterday I watched 5 people huddle around a computer for 40 minutes trying to make a graph using Microsoft word because excel was too hard.<\/li>\n<li>Problem with a big lunch is you feel like taking a nap straight after. Good thing I&#8217;ve got something exciting to do like staring at excel..<\/li>\n<li>One of my favourite things about Excel 2013 is that a new file now contains a logical 1 worksheet by default rather than an arbitrary 3.<\/li>\n<li>Nap or continue my excel spreadsheet? I&#8217;m leaning towards a nap.<\/li>\n<li>I learned more about excel in the last week week (by building an epic workbook) than I did in the last ten years. Still hate excel, though.<\/li>\n<li>The Treaty of Versailles is basically all I learnt in high school. Oh and how to make a spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes, when I hit the Wrap Text tab in Microsoft Excel, I rap the text in my head. Most of the time, it doesnt work, but when it does..<\/li>\n<li>Life can be explained In a 2&#215;2 cross tab, 4 quadrants, 5 slides and a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>Learning pivot tables in MS Excel easily makes me more powerful than Batman<\/li>\n<li>They&#8217;re talking about a coding error in excel as if it&#8217;s possible to code in excel.<\/li>\n<li>Today the Excel sheet seems melancholy, somehow. Listening to the soundtrack to Am\u00e9lie as I work to fill its millions of empty cells.<\/li>\n<li>Fun fact: an excel document can hold exactly 1,048,576 rows. Unfun fact: I&#8217;ve had to sift through 5 full spreadsheets today #fml<\/li>\n<li>Finally figured out an excel problem that I have been stuck on for two days. I feel like a genius<\/li>\n<li>Attempting to write a code in excel and I accidentally made 2500 message boxes pop up at once **** #COBproblems<\/li>\n<li>i didn\u00b4t even know excel spreadsheets could be this horrifying. so much formatting. so many sheets in one workbook.<\/li>\n<li>Big boss just recommended everyone to find me if they need help with excel or minitab. There goes my peace. -.-<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s major problems with everyone I work with when I&#8217;m the number one problem solver in the office. I don&#8217;t even know how to work excel<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m starting a new street crew. Looking for a place to get leather and\/or denim jackets in bulk &amp; also a guy who knows how to work Excel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nap or spreadsheet? That is the question. Maybe 2500 popup messages, and a bit of rap, will wake you up. Yesterday I watched 5 people huddle around a computer for 40 minutes trying to make a graph using Microsoft word because excel was too hard. Problem with a big lunch is you feel like taking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/04\/26\/excel-twitter-20130426\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130426&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}