{"id":1906,"date":"2013-05-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1906"},"modified":"2013-05-16T16:25:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T20:25:55","slug":"excel-twitter-20130517","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/05\/17\/excel-twitter-20130517\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130517"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image1.png\" width=\"143\" height=\"145\" \/>Would you rather have a spreadsheet full of statistics, or one with film choices?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Been at work 30 minutes and already locked up my Excel spreadsheet #goingtobealongday<\/li>\n<li>OMG, IS EXCEL STUPID OR STUBBORN?! stop changing my 1\/3 into 1-mar!!!! i&#8217;m not typing the date!!!!!!!! :@@<\/li>\n<li>My bosses love my excel spreadsheet checks: =IF(J15&lt;TODAY(),&quot;error: come on old man, this isn&#8217;t Back To The Future&quot;,&quot;okay&quot;)<\/li>\n<li>Part of me expects my dekstop monitor to crack every time I tell this Excel workbook to re-calculate.<\/li>\n<li>Good news guys I fixed the code in the excel sheet I screwed up three days ago. Productive week.<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t judge people by skin color or religion or gender\u2026but I do get a little impatient if they can\u2019t create a competent excel spreadsheet\u2026<\/li>\n<li>My favorite ever excel formula is 33 characters too long to tweet. I love =countifs ! marvelous discovery for me \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>Blowers. A brew. A massive excel spreadsheet full of statistics. Absolute bliss.<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Finance people love Excel. If you give them data in JPEG, they&#8217;ll find a way to get it into Excel.&quot; #sapphirenow #BI #truestory<\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet is possessed!<\/li>\n<li>My boss towards Excel: &quot;what do you mean &#8216;N\/A&#8217;?!? I hate you &#8216;N\/A&#8217;!!!!!&quot;<\/li>\n<li>Is there any freaking reason other than perversity why it&#8217;s so hard to lock cells in an Excel worksheet?<\/li>\n<li>Film night with my husband&#8217;s work colleagues. Just been emailed a spreadsheet of possible viewing choices. That&#8217;s scientists for you!<\/li>\n<li> My Boss recently completed &#8216;Excel for Dummies&quot;. Now, the rest of us are reading &quot;The Dummy Unleashed.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>I am so bad at using Excel that I need to finish up the pie-chart using Photoshop. Why isn&#8217;t the title showing?!<\/li>\n<li>I just created my first pivot table in Excel. In related news, one of my tattoos just said &quot;eff this noise&quot; and left for someone cool.<\/li>\n<li>This is honestly a sentence I never thought I&#8217;d say&#8230; I love pivot tables #excel #whoamI<\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;m coming down with Spreadsheet Madness. #officediseases<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather have a spreadsheet full of statistics, or one with film choices? Been at work 30 minutes and already locked up my Excel spreadsheet #goingtobealongday OMG, IS EXCEL STUPID OR STUBBORN?! stop changing my 1\/3 into 1-mar!!!! i&#8217;m not typing the date!!!!!!!! :@@ My bosses love my excel spreadsheet checks: =IF(J15&lt;TODAY(),&quot;error: come on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/05\/17\/excel-twitter-20130517\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130517&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}