{"id":1910,"date":"2013-05-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1910"},"modified":"2013-05-29T13:12:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T17:12:58","slug":"excel-twitter-20130531","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20130531\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130531"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/image3.png\" width=\"90\" height=\"108\" \/>Are you a magician with Excel, or does it depend on the question? <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Weird that almost every online publication uses excel graphs. They&#8217;re so ugly.<\/li>\n<li>When you finally learn how to work on MS Excel, you know you&#8217;ve done atleast one thing right in your life.<\/li>\n<li>One can never have enough Pivot Tables! #microsoft #excel #statistics #data #analysis<\/li>\n<li>&quot;The most risk I am looking to take in life is running a macro in Excel&quot;- my boss<\/li>\n<li>If excel was a person, I&#8217;d have no problem strangling him\/her right now<\/li>\n<li>I may have been a bit ambitious with PowerPivot &#8211; now silently pleading with it not to crash&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>My boss, Mike, needs to stop lying to me. None of your &quot;excel tricks&quot; are fun or exciting #liar<\/li>\n<li>If you can work excel you&#8217;re basically a magician in my eyes.<\/li>\n<li>Not only are Excel charts ugly, but they often treat you like you don&#8217;t understand your own data.<\/li>\n<li>Excel uses a floppy disk as the icon for &quot;SAVE FILE&quot;. Does anyone need more clues to what the problem is with MS products?<\/li>\n<li>You know that thing where you log in to work at night cos you&#8217;ve had ideas about that niggling pivot table problem? No? Lucky bastard.<\/li>\n<li>Damn you Excel, why you not understand my pseudo-code? If this is true, then sort the data like that!<\/li>\n<li>I wonder if the rectangular denizens of an Excel worksheet have any idea how trivial it is to duplicate or destroy their plane of existence?<\/li>\n<li>Hacking like a boss. Not literally of course. It&#8217;s not an Excel hack.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no computer where I&#8217;m working right now so I&#8217;m fixing some #VB code for #Excel on paper. Having a blast though.<\/li>\n<li>Excel functions are like making code without the actual feel of programming. It&#8217;s frustratingly picky about what it lets me do.<\/li>\n<li>Boss: &quot;Are you good with Excel?&quot; Me: &quot;Depends on the question..&quot;<\/li>\n<li>EMERGENCY: Does anyone know how to work with macros in excel? I don&#8217;t have time wo watch 50 more tutorials. Please help!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a magician with Excel, or does it depend on the question? Weird that almost every online publication uses excel graphs. They&#8217;re so ugly. When you finally learn how to work on MS Excel, you know you&#8217;ve done atleast one thing right in your life. One can never have enough Pivot Tables! #microsoft #excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20130531\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130531&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}