{"id":1912,"date":"2013-06-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2013-06-06T15:12:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-06T19:12:10","slug":"excel-twitter-20130607","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/06\/07\/excel-twitter-20130607\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130607"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/image.png\" width=\"137\" height=\"104\" \/>Important food-related questions of the day: Would you rather smell egg salad, or work on this Excel chart? Should you create a chart on an empty stomach?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you think Word is merciless, never anger Excel. Hell hath no fury like an incorrect Pivot Table.<\/li>\n<li>boss commented on how my excel spreadsheet was not captivating. Help<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a weird assumption on the Internet that you can lie with words but not with a graph, as if Excel renders untruths impossible.<\/li>\n<li>Evening. Things I\u2019ve learnt today: 1. I have no idea how to do pivot tables in Excel 2. I work with some proper idiots 3. I hate Excel<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t create pie graphs on an empty stomach. #excel #accounting #lunchtime<\/li>\n<li>If anybody is looking to quickly get heartburn, may I recommend attempting to create a column chart in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>When Excel asks you whether you want to &#8216;Update Links&#8217; in a spreadsheet sent by someone in Finance, say no immediately. #TIL<\/li>\n<li>I had to bring my work home with me today, that is a first. but excel spreadsheets are sexy. RIGHT?<\/li>\n<li>After several emails I have managed to convince someone a year has 12 months not 11. If its in spreadsheet it doesn&#8217;t mean its right FFS.<\/li>\n<li>Meanwhile, finance sent an online tutorial consisting of XP screenshots pasted into an Excel spreadsheet. That sound you hear is ME WEEPING<\/li>\n<li>Accidentally just hid every column in an excel spreadsheet. Time for caffeine.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d rather be eating a lb of mashed potatoes, smelling egg salad, AND listening to Green Day than doing this excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Today was a &#8216;write a twelve-page paper and accompanying excel chart, then cry over a beer at Clod&#8217;s at 5pm&#8217; kind of day.<\/li>\n<li>If you ever have the chance to work with an excel spreadsheet that has 34 thousand rows, don&#8217;t<\/li>\n<li>What stupid reflex is it that makes me click &quot;Don&#8217;t Save&quot; when shutting down excel? Re-creation is not recreation.<\/li>\n<li>I really don&#8217;t know why an excel pivot table defaults to the count aggregate instead of sum, I almost never care about count<\/li>\n<li>After a day in the sun and staring at an excel spreadsheet for 3 hours, I think it&#8217;s safe to say I&#8217;m going to sleep like a rock tonight.<\/li>\n<li>Who cares if my Excel spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t &quot;add properly&quot; or &quot;make sense&quot;. Did you see how I nailed the color scheme? It looks awesome!!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Important food-related questions of the day: Would you rather smell egg salad, or work on this Excel chart? Should you create a chart on an empty stomach? If you think Word is merciless, never anger Excel. Hell hath no fury like an incorrect Pivot Table. boss commented on how my excel spreadsheet was not captivating. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/06\/07\/excel-twitter-20130607\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130607&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}