{"id":1913,"date":"2013-06-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2013-06-13T13:56:19","modified_gmt":"2013-06-13T17:56:19","slug":"excel-twitter-20130614","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/06\/14\/excel-twitter-20130614\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130614"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image20.png\" width=\"93\" height=\"93\" \/>Do you agree that pivot tables are Microsoft\u2019s best invention? Before you decide, remember that you can use a pivot table to find breweries.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8216;It&#8217;s just a math problem&#8217; I said. &#8216;I can do that in Excel&#8217; I said. 69 columns of vlookups &amp; nested if&#8217;s later, ready to start debugging! <\/li>\n<li>I have Excel sheets that involve my personal life&#8230;. Y&#8217;all should see the bucket list I just created. Pivot tables and all. #Nerd <\/li>\n<li>Today I get to hear &quot;Wow&quot; when I show people simple shortcuts in Excel. CTRL-COLON&#8230;OMG, you just saved me 2 hours work everyday! <\/li>\n<li>I just had a PhD in Artificial Intelligence and Robotics ask me how to change the date in an Excel workbook. #nftc #fail <\/li>\n<li>My boss can&#8217;t\/won&#8217;t learn how to unhide columns on excel and I&#8217;m taking it personally <\/li>\n<li>There is only one answer for the amount of excel work i&#8217;ve done all day &#8230;. LUNCH! <\/li>\n<li>Discovered you can view two worksheets from the same workbook in Excel AT THE SAME TIME. Cor. #learnedsomethingnew <\/li>\n<li>&quot;Update the Tracker&quot; is code for &quot;I am storing critical project info in an Excel doc on my local disk.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Shuffling papers around my desk and opening up new excel files are my most important activities at work <\/li>\n<li>I love the comments section, full of unimpressed Excel Jedi Knights&#8230;.&#8221;Yeah, but can he do pivot tables?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Fmgm9GuSxh\">http:\/\/t.co\/Fmgm9GuSxh<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Auditing our monthly expenses via Excel, which is broadening my Excel knowledge. It&#8217;s also breeding renewed hate for the stupid ribbon menu. <\/li>\n<li>Throw anything at me, but not a dysfunctional excel worksheet or traffic jam. My brain will go haywire in no time. Aaaa. 2 more days to go <\/li>\n<li>Spent the whole day geeking in excel; was literally speaking in code. #punintended <\/li>\n<li>I do love Excel pivot tables. Microsoft&#8217;s most useful addition to the world? <\/li>\n<li>Put&#8217;s a smile on my face when my #VBA code works and sorts about 390000 rows for me across 220 sheets in a workbook #excel #mac #office <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I open up a blank Excel spreadsheet and type random numbers in it so my boss thinks I&#8217;m working. #thuglife <\/li>\n<li>I wonder which London borough has the most breweries? I can feel an Excel pivot table approaching&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m graduating high school in 2 weeks and I can&#8217;t make a graph on excel do you see the problem here? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you agree that pivot tables are Microsoft\u2019s best invention? Before you decide, remember that you can use a pivot table to find breweries. &#8216;It&#8217;s just a math problem&#8217; I said. &#8216;I can do that in Excel&#8217; I said. 69 columns of vlookups &amp; nested if&#8217;s later, ready to start debugging! I have Excel sheets &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/06\/14\/excel-twitter-20130614\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130614&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1914,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions\/1914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}