{"id":1919,"date":"2013-06-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1919"},"modified":"2013-06-25T19:53:41","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T23:53:41","slug":"excel-twitter-20130628","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20130628\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130628"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/image2.png\" width=\"121\" height=\"121\" \/>Why? Why? Why? Why? If you have to ask, you haven\u2019t tried to help someone with an Excel problem, over the phone.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I now know how to create pivot charts in Excel. I&#8217;m not yet sure how to make this benefit my life.<\/li>\n<li>My colleagues\u2019 use of Excel spreadsheets is getting beyond a joke. (Just received a list &#8211; well, a list of two items &#8211; in a spreadsheet.)<\/li>\n<li>Excel code is going to lead me to committing a grievous crime. Only question is how long can I hold out?<\/li>\n<li>My thoughts on science: it is not ok to use Excel graphs in a presentation. Ever.<\/li>\n<li>With all the excel documents I work with its great to finally have a keyboard who&#8217;s up arrow works!<\/li>\n<li>Thanks! And the graphs are only pretty compared to the excel spreadsheet that spawned them.<\/li>\n<li>Spent a chunk of today helping my boss create a crazy in-depth excel spreadsheet to help his NHL draft ??<\/li>\n<li>My Excel is not responding, don&#8217;t intend to fix the problem, hehehehe, its time for tweeting,<\/li>\n<li>Word of advice: if you date an excel genius, don&#8217;t burn that bridge&#8230; you WILL need his expertise on a work file soon after you break up.<\/li>\n<li>So you added a pie chart in Excel and then claimed \u201cstatistical analysis\u201d has occurred? Nice try.<\/li>\n<li>Oh look! Excel locked up for the 1,000,000,000th time today. Perhaps this XP machine work has issued me is a bit underpowered. #fb<\/li>\n<li>If I can reproduce a newspaper graph in standard Excel, it&#8217;s a bad graph.<\/li>\n<li>Have a pad by the bed and write it down. It&#8217;s what I did and solved a problem on excel. I do not regret it.<\/li>\n<li>In other news today, my boss told me that my outfit looked like an Excel document. I don&#8217;t know what that means. <\/li>\n<li>Created my first working pivot table in Excel.. Kinda neat. Doesn&#8217;t fix my graph though! And apparently I can&#8217;t scatter a pivot table!<\/li>\n<li>Spent two weeks creating code that has saved someone 3 hours work every week. They didn&#8217;t believe an #Excel program could be created for it.<\/li>\n<li>i am a real business person 2day. got my excel charts and graphs and a business call from london #business<\/li>\n<li>&quot;Are you in Excel?&quot; &quot;Yes&quot; &quot;Enter the date in the format DD MM YYYY&quot; &quot;It doesn&#8217;t work&quot; &quot;Email it over&quot; *cell contains DD MM WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why? Why? Why? Why? If you have to ask, you haven\u2019t tried to help someone with an Excel problem, over the phone. I now know how to create pivot charts in Excel. I&#8217;m not yet sure how to make this benefit my life. My colleagues\u2019 use of Excel spreadsheets is getting beyond a joke. (Just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20130628\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130628&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}