{"id":1921,"date":"2013-07-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1921"},"modified":"2013-07-04T09:41:43","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T13:41:43","slug":"excel-twitter-20130705","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20130705\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130705"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/image.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"92\" \/>If you can\u2019t remember how to scroll in Excel, and are thinking about making charts from embroidery thread, you\u2019re probably not an analyst.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ridiculously geeky right now, but it makes me SO happy to work with other people who know what a Pivot Table is. <\/li>\n<li>Without Excel, I&#8217;d be creating a pushpin line graph out of embroidery string in the spare room. Yeah, I&#8217;ve thought about it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Guy behind me at work&#8230; trying to explain excel to his wife over the phone. The frustration is palpable! <\/li>\n<li>Love when the boss comes in to &quot;fix&quot; title issues, ruins the excel workbook and I spend 2 hrs correcting his mistakes because I was right <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 5 min cursing missing data in an Excel workbook. Only needed to scroll up. Emergency Coffee Infusion is required. <\/li>\n<li>I hope that if I look at stupid fb pictures for half an hour I will be able to close my eyes without excel charts popping up <\/li>\n<li>If anyone can create a pivot table, holla atcha girls. Until then, we&#8217;ll be eating Jasmine and potentially shedding tears. <\/li>\n<li>Being passingly fair doing macros in an Excel workbook does NOT make you an &quot;analyst.&quot; Plick. <\/li>\n<li> Who knows how to code excel in Visual Basic? \u2026Nobody \u2026Great.<\/li>\n<li>I guess that stupid computer class in high school did absolutely nothing cuz I STILL suck at excel. <\/li>\n<li>Trust me, if I could put them into Excel and create a pivot table, I would. <\/li>\n<li>I wish I could post a link to my excel worksheet, so you all can appreciate its awesomeness as much as I do lol <\/li>\n<li>Just said &quot;hashtag&quot; instead of &quot;pound sign&quot; when describing an excel function to my boss #blankstares #generationgap <\/li>\n<li>It took me all day to open an excel file that I finished in 10 minutes #fml #internproblems <\/li>\n<li>Did one excel worksheet. Tired. <\/li>\n<li>#ThatAwesomeMoment when you find a tucked away tool in Excel that reduces your work from 5 hours to 5 minutes. <\/li>\n<li>I no longer wanna be a hipster, can someone transform me into a pro computer geek so I can do my stupid excel project. :'( <\/li>\n<li>Whole excel workbook done. Nightmare: &quot;Oh, I also want this!&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you can\u2019t remember how to scroll in Excel, and are thinking about making charts from embroidery thread, you\u2019re probably not an analyst. Ridiculously geeky right now, but it makes me SO happy to work with other people who know what a Pivot Table is. Without Excel, I&#8217;d be creating a pushpin line graph out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20130705\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130705&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}