{"id":1923,"date":"2013-07-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2013-07-11T09:54:24","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T13:54:24","slug":"excel-twitter-20130712","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/12\/excel-twitter-20130712\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130712"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/image1.png\" width=\"139\" height=\"105\" \/>When it gets too hot to work Excel, we\u2019ll have to pull out our big, old calculators.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spent my entire morning formatting the excel charts my coworker made so that they didn&#8217;t look like a 4th grader made them.<\/li>\n<li>My boss just did jaw dropping things with excel and macros. His skills are wasted as a manager.<\/li>\n<li>When people tell me to be more productive at work I just tell then that there are 1 048 576 vertical cells in excel. They usually walk away.<\/li>\n<li>Trainspotters are so pathetic! I counted 23 of the losers yesterday&#8230;even made a graph,they are so lame*updates excel graph*<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like reading some excel code and thinking &quot;that&#8217;s neat!&quot; then realizing you wrote it 3 years ago. #satisfaction<\/li>\n<li>Turns out 28 degrees is the temperature at which it becomes physically impossible to work excel ????????????????????<\/li>\n<li>Just accidentally deleted my boss&#8217;s excel worksheet he worked on for close to an hour.I bet he regrets employing me \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Come the zombie apocalypse my ability to do a pivot table is going to be pretty useless. I say we all go out and learn to forage for food.<\/li>\n<li>My co-worker was like &quot;I have some work for you to do, it&#8217;s an excel worksheet.&quot; And I laughed, cause no.<\/li>\n<li>My Microsoft Surface is unable to load add ons to Microsoft Excel I need for college! Stupid Microsoft! They&#8217;re both Microsoft!!!<\/li>\n<li>All I really want to know is where to click so that Excel will figure out that I want all 27 of my charts to look exactly the same.<\/li>\n<li>Stay at work a hour late to build an enormous spreadsheet and excel crashes before I can save it&#8230;hey at least I get paid hourly #truestory<\/li>\n<li>My boss printed out my excel and busted out his giant, for the visually impaired, calculator. Yeah that just happened.<\/li>\n<li>Excel, why do you make it so hard to export charts as graphics? Do you not want us to share our great work with the world?<\/li>\n<li>Training the new guys at work, pretty sure they&#8217;re blazed, no one laughs that hard at an excel spreadsheet #Stoned&amp;Employed #PassToTheLeft<\/li>\n<li>My old boss did not use excel formulas to do calculations as he felt there was risk of errors. He opted instead to do it by hand&#8230; #Errors<\/li>\n<li>Watched a 7 mins vid in youtube in order to print this excel worksheet. -__-<\/li>\n<li>Got off work late because Microsoft Excel is the 1st ring of my own personal inferno.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When it gets too hot to work Excel, we\u2019ll have to pull out our big, old calculators. Spent my entire morning formatting the excel charts my coworker made so that they didn&#8217;t look like a 4th grader made them. My boss just did jaw dropping things with excel and macros. His skills are wasted as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/12\/excel-twitter-20130712\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130712&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}