{"id":1925,"date":"2013-07-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1925"},"modified":"2013-07-19T08:46:48","modified_gmt":"2013-07-19T12:46:48","slug":"excel-twitter-20130719","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/19\/excel-twitter-20130719\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130719"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"calculator watch\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/B000GB1R7S?tag=exceltheatre-20\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"calculatorwatch\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"calculatorwatch\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/calculatorwatch1.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"164\" \/><\/a>No, Excel isn\u2019t laughing at you, unless you\u2019re wearing a Casio-style <a title=\"calculator watch\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.com\/B000GB1R7S?tag=exceltheatre-20\" target=\"_blank\">calculator watch<\/a>, and yelling \u201cPudding!\u201d<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Finally winding down from work. Why so late? Suffice it to say, Excel auto-recover will be 1st against the wall when the revolution comes. <\/li>\n<li>My boss asked me at the last minute to do something impossible in Excel. I want to run into her office, yell PUDDING! and then leave. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m getting way too emotional about this excel doc for work&#8230;is this how adults live real life? <\/li>\n<li>On my r\u00e9sum\u00e9 under skills I should put &quot;my mom knows excel.&quot; Because I basically call her during work every day to ask how to do something. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in work staring at my excel spreadsheet thinking why can&#8217;t I be in Donegal drinking a cowboy special. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, why do I have to hit create after I have selected my blank workbook? Y U NO JUST OPEN NEW WORKBOOK?? <\/li>\n<li>I bet Microsoft going to get their Excel team to work on their smart watch and produce a hipster-friendly Casio-style calculator watch. <\/li>\n<li>My boss showed me how to make\/use a pivot table on Excel and proceeded to tell me he had given me $3,000 worth of knowledge. thank you? <\/li>\n<li>I know I shouldn&#8217;t enjoy playing with Excel so much but I just do. My spreadsheet is doing so much work FOR ME. #excelgeek <\/li>\n<li>Just slightly terrified after I close the excel workbook I&#8217;m working on without saving. Thank God for the message of Are you sure? <\/li>\n<li>Someone mentioned using an excel spreadsheet and work and the manager made them sit in the corner facing the wall. #2013 <\/li>\n<li>Has there ever been a pivot table that didn&#8217;t eventually stop working correctly? No? Not surprised. Stupid Excel. <\/li>\n<li>If you wanna hear your boss say &quot;This is excellent!&quot; just learn how to use Excel pivot tables and Lucida Console 8 pt. <\/li>\n<li>I was at work till 8:45 last night in a cold cold room doing magic tricks with excel. It sounds so dirty and my head hurts. <\/li>\n<li>Just turned my excel table that I&#8217;ve been working on for days into a chart and can&#8217;t make it go back. might cry. <\/li>\n<li>Am I the only one who gets excited after creating an amazing excel chart with filters and formulas?? <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I think Excel is laughing at me thinking &quot;there&#8217;s a faster way to do that stupid&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, Excel isn\u2019t laughing at you, unless you\u2019re wearing a Casio-style calculator watch, and yelling \u201cPudding!\u201d Finally winding down from work. Why so late? Suffice it to say, Excel auto-recover will be 1st against the wall when the revolution comes. My boss asked me at the last minute to do something impossible in Excel. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/19\/excel-twitter-20130719\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130719&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1927,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925\/revisions\/1927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}