{"id":193,"date":"2009-11-30T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/excel-twitters-20091130\/"},"modified":"2009-11-30T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20091130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/excel-twitters-20091130\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Monday, so we\u2019re back to work in Excel, complaining about our bosses, clients and homework assignments. That student might be in for a shock though, if he does become self-employed. Can he really avoid Excel?<\/p>\n<p>Even Tiger Woods was mentioned in the Excel tweets. That\u2019s a sign that he\u2019s becoming successful!<\/p>\n<h3>Sadly Lacking<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Sometimes, it is just easier to do something for clients than explain to them how to do it themselves. Especially in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>my boss at work is like an Excel Yoda, but taller, less green and sadly lacking in comedy speech defect.<\/li>\n<li>am trying to decipher what my boss did to the excel spreadsheet i&#8217;m supposed to update. heh.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>My Bad<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Our professor just told us not to touch anything in the Excel sheet he posted. Apparently he&#8217;s unfamiliar with &quot;Undo&quot; and &quot;Don&#8217;t Save&quot;.<\/li>\n<li>The farther in to this Excel course I get, the more I want to scream &quot;Screw this!&quot; and just be self-employed :\/<\/li>\n<li>I should probably have gone over EXCEL a little earlier than 12 hrs before my physics lab final&#8230; My bad.<\/li>\n<li>Making a test using excel so every kid gets a different set of questions. CHEATERS!!!<\/li>\n<li>Time for assignment that&#8217;s due this Friday. Excel pivot table on North American mushrooms. Thrilling data mining exercise indeed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Stage Names<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Thinking of taking a Tiger Woods-style stage name appropriate to consulting. Maybe Malcolm Excel? Or Slideshow Bob<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n<p>P.S. If Tiger Woods wants to organize his tee off times in Excel, he can use my sample workbook: <strong><a title=\"Assign TeeOff Times\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html#UFooo1\">Assign TeeOff Times<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Monday, so we\u2019re back to work in Excel, complaining about our bosses, clients and homework assignments. That student might be in for a shock though, if he does become self-employed. Can he really avoid Excel? Even Tiger Woods was mentioned in the Excel tweets. That\u2019s a sign that he\u2019s becoming successful! Sadly Lacking Sometimes, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/excel-twitters-20091130\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091130&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}