{"id":1930,"date":"2013-07-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2013-07-25T10:15:38","modified_gmt":"2013-07-25T14:15:38","slug":"excel-twitter-20130726","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/07\/26\/excel-twitter-20130726\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130726"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/image2.png\" width=\"69\" height=\"82\" \/>If women won\u2019t talk to you, try sending them birthday wishes in Excel code.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My boss needed help with Excel. Turns out he just didn&#8217;t know how to center justify values in each box. EASY FIX FOR ALL THE BROWNIE POINTS<\/li>\n<li>Slowly going mad writing an Excel workbook. Quick, send emergency beer!<\/li>\n<li>First lesson for new boss: excel has a &quot;borders&quot; function. You don&#8217;t have to underline text &amp; space until the line length is to your liking.<\/li>\n<li>Open and closing excel documents for the next hour to make it look like I&#8217;m being productive #DontKnowWhatToDo<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s probably a bad sign that writing macros and making a Pivot Table counts as an exciting event in my summer<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m lucky that I have a job where I can idly ask myself: &quot;What&#8217;s the largest possible Excel sheet?&quot;<\/li>\n<li>It is absolutely ethical to bribe one&#8217;s coworkers with alcoholic beverages in exchange for an Excel line graph.<\/li>\n<li>Why does someone always mess with this excel workbook?! Whyyyy?<\/li>\n<li>Adding some pretty color to my excel report. Just because it&#8217;s grey and rainy outside, doesn&#8217;t mean my document has to be #colorcode #nerd<\/li>\n<li>You know your summer is kind of lame when the highlight of it is creating a badass price analysis excel worksheet for your boss. #Summer<\/li>\n<li>Boss thinks it&#8217;ll take me a day and a half to make some excel tables&#8230; Yeaaah I&#8217;m gonna milk it<\/li>\n<li>Entire pivot table just imploded and 7 hours of work just fell to hell. There are NO WORDS for how devastated I am. #BadLuckDarrius<\/li>\n<li>Do people really struggle with excel or something? My boss is acting like I deserve a Nobel peace prize for writing a simple macro. *shrugs*<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m following anybody who tweets birthday wishes in Excel code. Nerd cool.<\/li>\n<li>Excel crashes if you click the wrong place while titling a chart. It&#8217;s programmed me not to try, unless truly critical.<\/li>\n<li>On the plus side finally cracked this stupid excel formula and treated myself to green flip flops.<\/li>\n<li>I would literally give my right arm to go back to when i didn&#8217;t even know what a pivot table was!<\/li>\n<li>I have used the VLOOKUP function in excel more times this year than I have spoken actual words to women #FML<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If women won\u2019t talk to you, try sending them birthday wishes in Excel code. My boss needed help with Excel. Turns out he just didn&#8217;t know how to center justify values in each box. EASY FIX FOR ALL THE BROWNIE POINTS Slowly going mad writing an Excel workbook. Quick, send emergency beer! 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