{"id":1935,"date":"2013-08-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1935"},"modified":"2013-08-08T15:51:03","modified_gmt":"2013-08-08T19:51:03","slug":"excel-twitter-20130809","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/08\/09\/excel-twitter-20130809\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130809"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/image1.png\" width=\"92\" height=\"117\" \/>Do your best to fix those formulas, or you might thwart someone\u2019s plans for world domination. Or worse \u2013 all your charts could change to orange and maroon.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boss man asked for high level view of data. One minute later I gave him a Pivot Table. Boss man mind = blown.<\/li>\n<li>If I have to customize an excel chart, you better believe its going to end up in Orange &amp; Maroon<\/li>\n<li>Why does Excel still use global undo history rather than individual workbook history?<\/li>\n<li>I have to use VLOOKUP for a massive project &amp; somehow it actually worked, where was this when I took at that stupid Excel class in 2010<\/li>\n<li>I have a theory that &quot;how to make a pivot table&quot; is one of the most googled questions in history<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m posting on an Excel discussion board at work because I have a COUNTIFS formula that isn&#8217;t working. I&#8217;ve ascended the peak of lameness.<\/li>\n<li>So apparently you can&#8217;t undo after deleting a worksheet in Excel. Must be the technology of the future. #toolatetoapologize<\/li>\n<li>The obviously don&#8217;t know how awesome you are. Just tell them, &quot;HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME GET SOME EXCEL CHARTS IN IT!!!&quot;<\/li>\n<li>I just stared at a pivot table for 15 minutes trying to figure out why the data was all jacked up. I forgot to hit refresh. #ineedtogohome<\/li>\n<li>Dreamt I worked in an office and my boss was Khal Drogo and I ruined his plans to take over the world cause I can&#8217;t work Microsoft excel<\/li>\n<li>Thank you for telling me I have a circular reference in my workbook, excel. &amp;$#@ you for repeatedly not telling me where.<\/li>\n<li>OMG I work for a Financial Firm. Clients should not call us when you have EXCEL ISSUES. Call Microsoft. Rant over.<\/li>\n<li>finally learnt how to use pivot table but why is it that i don&#8217;t trust the stats that is being generated? lol.<\/li>\n<li>Today created something by working with my hands. It&#8217;s the way a man should work. Sure it was an excel spreadsheet, but what have you done?<\/li>\n<li>I just saved an excel workbook as &quot;GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS CRASH OR I QUIT&quot;. It&#8217;s time for me to take a vacation.<\/li>\n<li>my boss just described my color coded data analysis in excel as &quot;sexy&quot;???<\/li>\n<li>And all the mistakes I made were stupid typos in Excel, not conceptual errors. So that&#8217;s a good thing, I guess.<\/li>\n<li>Spent the first hour at work making an excel spreadsheet to find out how best to catch up on 3 seasons of #BreakingBad by Sunday.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do your best to fix those formulas, or you might thwart someone\u2019s plans for world domination. Or worse \u2013 all your charts could change to orange and maroon. Boss man asked for high level view of data. One minute later I gave him a Pivot Table. Boss man mind = blown. 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