{"id":1937,"date":"2013-08-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2013-08-14T19:17:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-14T23:17:38","slug":"excel-twitter-20130816","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/08\/16\/excel-twitter-20130816\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130816"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/image2.png\" width=\"87\" height=\"77\" \/>Some days it feels like you\u2019re fighting bears to get your Excel work done. Other days, you\u2019re just fighting with the printer.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>How to be an engineer: 1. Learn how to use Excel. 2. Make charts all day and look busy. 3. Use big words so no one knows what you&#8217;re doing.<\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s a day I am SO thankful to have had a boss who made me learn how to use Excel like a big kid #vlookup #sumifs #nerd<\/li>\n<li>My crappy, misfiring work computer and Excel&#8217;s chronic inability to work properly are giving me a new understand of the film Office Space<\/li>\n<li>The no. of colors highlighted in the excel is directly proportional to the job level.Only boss shld know what he means by Orange color.<\/li>\n<li>Every weekend I tell myself to practice Excel and I never remember until I&#8217;m actually at work doing it.<\/li>\n<li>Just truly discovered array formulas in Excel. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE GAME-CHANGER. Now to try to explain it to my boss and her Excel 97 mind.<\/li>\n<li>My hobbies include writing very complicated code in excel to accomplish menial tasks.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll say it again, you guys: I love Excel. I loooove Excel. I&#8217;d get in bed and cuddle up with a pivot chart at night if they&#8217;d let me. #geek<\/li>\n<li>Best feature of Excel 2013: only one worksheet when creating new spreadsheets<\/li>\n<li>interviewing people at work who are all like &quot;yeah I can use excel&quot; and then can&#8217;t even find &quot;start&quot; ????????????<\/li>\n<li>&quot;So, you can use Microsoft Excel to make graphs?&quot; This is a question that my boss asked me.<\/li>\n<li>So this job I&#8217;m going for. Like 90% of it is Excel. The other 10% is Powerpoints about Excel. I am so gonna be taking my work home.<\/li>\n<li>I just out stupid myself &#8230; had a fully colour coded excel sheet printed it in black n white<\/li>\n<li>Ma&#8217;am, I suggest you look the other way. You don&#8217;t wanna see some extreme Excel work in action.<\/li>\n<li>Boss: What do the colors (on this report) mean? Me: That I can use Excel and a color printer<\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t Excel have an Undo button for a deleted worksheet? Darn it. Spent hours on that worksheet.. T.T<\/li>\n<li>Pretty cool how my ancestors used to fight bears and bison for survival &amp; I hate everything when I can&#8217;t get an Excel function to work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days it feels like you\u2019re fighting bears to get your Excel work done. Other days, you\u2019re just fighting with the printer. How to be an engineer: 1. Learn how to use Excel. 2. Make charts all day and look busy. 3. Use big words so no one knows what you&#8217;re doing. Today&#8217;s a day &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/08\/16\/excel-twitter-20130816\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130816&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}