{"id":1939,"date":"2013-08-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1939"},"modified":"2013-08-21T19:30:33","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T23:30:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20130823","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/08\/23\/excel-twitter-20130823\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130823"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/image3.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"96\" \/>If your first date isn\u2019t going well, try to impress her with a pivot table. If that fails, a pig roast, with an Excel chart, might do the trick.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Laying in bed &amp; I just had a brilliant idea for an Excel sheet for work. Huge timesaver. Thought you&#8217;d all like to know.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing makes me happier at work than a color-coded excel grid. #geekingout<\/li>\n<li>New rule: when I need to color code an excel sheet for work, I will use #cleveland sports colors #winegold #blueorange #orangebrown #redblue<\/li>\n<li>Overhead boss trying to explain what a read only Excel file is to a befuddled coworker. Too funny. And sad<\/li>\n<li>Stupid pivot table wont sort months in calendar order. Only in alphabetical order. Why would I need that excel?<\/li>\n<li>can you go blind from looking at too many excel charts? feels like it<\/li>\n<li>Just uncovered walls of random codes written in white ink under a pie chart on an excel sheet i was given #xfiles #topsecret #mustbealiens<\/li>\n<li>I cant even concentrate well enough to spell my name this early. How am I supposed to work in excel?<\/li>\n<li>Just had workbook returned because &#8216;it hasn&#8217;t been made with filters on. Please make with filters and resend&#8217;.#excel #facepalm<\/li>\n<li>My new boss coerced me into cutting and pasting numbers into Excel until 10:30 PM in exchange for booze. It totally worked #wizard<\/li>\n<li>The guy I have a crush on coming over to help me up my pivot table and Vlookup game with Excel; he just got almost 4 x&#8217;s sexier.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to a pig roast this afternoon. The host just sent me this Excel chart. We are NOT nerds. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Gotrvh46YS\">http:\/\/t.co\/Gotrvh46YS<\/a><\/li>\n<li>making a pivot table for my fantasy football draft&#8230; what has happened to me?<\/li>\n<li>&quot;How hard is it to color code an excel spreadsheet? I can&#8217;t read this thing!&quot; #thingsoverheardfrommycubicle #firstworldproblems<\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ve done enough work for today. *closes excel* *hears boss walk by* *opens 3 spreadsheets and studies them*<\/li>\n<li>I just love having to pick excel spreadsheets over first dates. #fml<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s normal to have an Excel workbook with your comic\/novel\/game purchases for the next few months, right?<\/li>\n<li>It makes me feel like such a badass whenever I make a pivot table bend to my whim #mycorporatelife<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your first date isn\u2019t going well, try to impress her with a pivot table. If that fails, a pig roast, with an Excel chart, might do the trick. Laying in bed &amp; I just had a brilliant idea for an Excel sheet for work. Huge timesaver. Thought you&#8217;d all like to know. Nothing makes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/08\/23\/excel-twitter-20130823\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130823&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}