{"id":1945,"date":"2013-09-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2013-09-04T10:17:28","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T14:17:28","slug":"excel-twitter-20130906","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/09\/06\/excel-twitter-20130906\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130906"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/image.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"99\" \/>Would it kill you to solve that Excel problem? Maybe not, but it might leave you in a pickle.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&quot;Dancing in your chair in a cubicle is an art, and technically IS helping me fill out this excel sheet&quot; &#8211; me to my boss<\/li>\n<li>Feel like my laptop and excel have joined #strikeseason and refuse to work with me.<\/li>\n<li>I shouldn&#8217;t be as excited as I am that (over lunch) I&#8217;ve worked out how to chart complex data in excel so it displays how I want<\/li>\n<li>The pivot table function may have just saved my life.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to nominate the Excel graph &quot;Select Data&quot; dialog for the &quot;worst breaking of UI conventions&quot; award 2013, please<\/li>\n<li>If I work on the same excel problem for another hour I will die<\/li>\n<li>Started naming attachments\/files really stupid names. &quot;Gherkin monster from pickles below v2&quot; was the name of most recent Excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Doing Excel work in absolute silence &lt; ?? Terrible day to forget my headphones<\/li>\n<li>The answer to the sliding rupee may be hidden in those Dirty, Inefficient &amp; For Boss&#8217;s Eyes Only Excel files by Millions of Untrained Users.<\/li>\n<li>If you work in an office there isn&#8217;t really an excuse for not knowing how to make a list of numbers in Excel&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>#PowerPivot re-introduced Pivot Tables reports to me, but nothing beats Worksheet function based #Excel reports.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m making Steve compare my data lists for work on Excel. I&#8217;m definitely dating up when it comes to my knowledge of Excel. #HeHatesMe<\/li>\n<li>When will I ever have to make a pivot table in real life? #ihatestats<\/li>\n<li>My boss, who is a genius BTW: &quot;Yeah, we&#8217;re gonna get you out of that habit.&quot; He was talking about using a mouse at any point within Excel.<\/li>\n<li>So this interview excel practice just turned into me trying to remember how formulas work on excel. At least it&#8217;s keeping me busy.<\/li>\n<li>Over 20 years old and the world dependent upon it, yet still Excel hyper warps your graph title then crashes arrghh #thesis #excellCrap<\/li>\n<li>Man, I understand how to do a pivot table. What I don&#8217;t get is knowing what goes in what column or row. #picodatabc<\/li>\n<li>I finally get a Mac and my excel professor tells us that we can only use a PC to complete our assignments.. #fml<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would it kill you to solve that Excel problem? Maybe not, but it might leave you in a pickle. &quot;Dancing in your chair in a cubicle is an art, and technically IS helping me fill out this excel sheet&quot; &#8211; me to my boss Feel like my laptop and excel have joined #strikeseason and refuse &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/09\/06\/excel-twitter-20130906\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130906&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1946,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions\/1946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}