{"id":1949,"date":"2013-09-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1949"},"modified":"2013-09-12T18:58:16","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T22:58:16","slug":"excel-twitter-20130913","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20130913\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130913"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/image1.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" \/>Working at a religious festival shouldn\u2019t be a problem \u2013 you certainly need faith to work with Excel! Well that, and the power of VLOOKUP.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Went to work&#8217;s corporate Excel training day today. I certainly did not excel.<\/li>\n<li>Just learned that if the Excel 2007 formula bar is active, I can&#8217;t close the workbook. How stupid.<\/li>\n<li>I did a good hour of excel work today and as soon as I think to myself, &quot;I should save what I&#8217;ve done so far,&quot; my computer crashes,:\/<\/li>\n<li>Boss Can excel add up the numbers as I enter them Me Autosum Boss Where is that Me you need to download an app from google Boss ok thanks<\/li>\n<li>Would it be unethical to work for a Christian festival? They haven&#8217;t put faith on their list of role requirements, only excel knowledge<\/li>\n<li>Someone at my office came up with a really stupid idea: copying a federal manual into an excel spreadsheet &quot;so we can use it as a form.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>My boss just asked me to put my Excel Spreadsheet into an Excel Spreadsheet. *headdesk*<\/li>\n<li>The only thing i hate about my mac is how its impossible to work excel<\/li>\n<li>I would really, really like to just be able to code things instead of being interrupted and forced to do dumb excel stuff constantly.<\/li>\n<li>Today I found how to change the colour scheme of excel spreadsheets to black. Tis v smart &amp; I feel it&#8217;s making me work cleverer! #smallwins<\/li>\n<li>Pretty sure I need a pivot table to accurately represent this load test data. Also pretty sure I have no idea what a pivot table is.<\/li>\n<li>My claim to fame at work: knowing how to open multiple MS Excel docs in different windows ??<\/li>\n<li>Right after I exited without saving. That&#8217;s when I realised I was working in the wrong excel workbook. #facepalm #donefortheday<\/li>\n<li>Just did almost 2 hours worth of work on an excel file and accidentally turned the computer off. Hold on while I bawl my eyes out<\/li>\n<li>Hey. Excel! You&#8217;re not the boss of me I have mastered the art of the Vlookup! Hahahaha<\/li>\n<li>never in my life did I ever think that excel would be become one of my best friends in life #seriously #sadlife #work #pivottables<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done a pivot table like ONCE in my life and now you&#8217;re expecting me to find the missing $217,000 from 2012 in pivot tables? #UGH<\/li>\n<li>Just stood up and did a touchdown dance by my desk at work after getting Excel to do what I wanted it to. This is my life, folks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/image2.png\" width=\"205\" height=\"205\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Working at a religious festival shouldn\u2019t be a problem \u2013 you certainly need faith to work with Excel! Well that, and the power of VLOOKUP. Went to work&#8217;s corporate Excel training day today. I certainly did not excel. Just learned that if the Excel 2007 formula bar is active, I can&#8217;t close the workbook. How &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20130913\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130913&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1951,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions\/1951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}