{"id":1954,"date":"2013-09-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2013-09-18T19:45:13","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T23:45:13","slug":"excel-twitter-20130920","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20130920\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20130920"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/image3.png\" width=\"115\" height=\"120\" \/>Pivot tables and baby corn? Now that would be an interesting talent for the Miss America pageant! Or is it just a stupid thing?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I used the color option in excel on a data sheet once and now anytime there is a colored box my boss assumes it&#8217;s my work. All the color! \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<li>For some reason, I&#8217;ve gotten into making excel worksheets for stupid things. I don&#8217;t know why.<\/li>\n<li>Rarely see the phrase &quot;grand total&quot; outside of a pivot table &#8211; like seeing baby corn outside of a Chinese restaurant<\/li>\n<li>That terrifying moment when excel &#8216;hides&#8217; a worksheet when you didn&#8217;t know excel had an &#8216;unhide&#8217; button. #Thankgodforgoogle #workproblems<\/li>\n<li>Thought I experienced the worst excel hell&#8230;..then comes the wedding seating chart. Beer me now<\/li>\n<li>Why do businesses not care about maintainable code? Because Excel trains managers to create unmaintanable code. #softwarestereotypes<\/li>\n<li>when people ask if I know how to fix a graph on excel and i&#8217;m reminded of hours spent crying at my computer in the marketing room #nostalgia<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a sports nut when\u2026..you&#8217;re doing cost analysis at work and you color-code cities in Excel based on their #NFL team colors.<\/li>\n<li>I was bored enough at work to spend half an hour making a pivot table to sort data I could have skimmed in 10 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>#Excel, you sneaky bastard. I give you the chance at a simple bar chart, and you go &amp; start my axis at 45%, not 0%. For shame. For. Shame.<\/li>\n<li>$160,000 engineering degree. Most common jobs my boss asks me to do: &quot;Make the Word document look like this.&quot; and &quot;Excel is broken. Fix it.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>My talent would probably be building a pivot table in Excel&#8230;. So there is that. #MissAmerica<\/li>\n<li>like on a scale of 1-10 how bad would it be if i just took a nap at my desk at work instead of working on this stupid excel spreadsheet?<\/li>\n<li>Just learned how to create pivot tables and charts in Excel. Feel like a whole new woman.<\/li>\n<li>hope this woman next to me on the metra making a micro excel graph on her comp doesn&#8217;t mind how Im bumpin 50 cent in da headphones rn<\/li>\n<li>*Closes eyes* *Thinks of her room, bed, quilt, pillows* *Opens eyes* *Stares back at the stupid incomplete excel file* Such is life.<\/li>\n<li>If this pivot table thing doesn&#8217;t figure itself out soon, I quit<\/li>\n<li>Yeah I&#8217;m a pro at excel graphs. It&#8217;s actually pretty sick. There&#8217;s nothing a lady finds more attractive than a well done excel graph.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/image4.png\" width=\"229\" height=\"202\" \/><\/p>\n<p>______________________   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pivot tables and baby corn? Now that would be an interesting talent for the Miss America pageant! Or is it just a stupid thing? I used the color option in excel on a data sheet once and now anytime there is a colored box my boss assumes it&#8217;s my work. All the color! \ud83d\ude00 For &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20130920\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20130920&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1954"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1955,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions\/1955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}