{"id":1963,"date":"2013-10-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1963"},"modified":"2013-10-02T21:52:13","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T01:52:13","slug":"excel-twitter-20131004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/10\/04\/excel-twitter-20131004\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"146\" \/>Use your common sense in Excel, or you could go from slinging drinks, to making pivot tables, to oblivion.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Housemate doing fun craft while I teach myself to use a Pivot table. One of us is getting a raw deal. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s him.<\/li>\n<li>Scumbag Microsoft &#8211; &quot;Oh! Finally got your VBA code to work? Let me just crash Excel for you so you can do it again&quot;<\/li>\n<li>You know when you want to ask a pro a question, but you are afraid the answer will be &quot;pivot table.&quot;That&#8217;s how I&#8217;m feeling now<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t even work excel how the hell am I supposed to get into college??<\/li>\n<li>Boss is calling himself an &quot;Excel God&quot; again. Stabbing myself repeatedly in the eye with a letter opener.<\/li>\n<li>I found out the hard way the Excel can only have a little over 1million rows in one worksheet. Don&#8217;t try that at home <\/li>\n<li>Just had a fun hour at work making a data analyst laugh with Excel &amp; Pivot Table based jokes. I think I need to get a life.<\/li>\n<li>Alert!!!! I used Microsoft excel and my brain didn&#8217;t explode!! And I made a pretty cute bar graph!!!<\/li>\n<li>I use Excel way too much for someone who doesn&#8217;t work in data entry<\/li>\n<li>just a bit of common sense, yeah? i\u2019m not asking for the moon on a stick.. or in a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>I just realized it wasn&#8217;t me being an idiot, it&#8217;s my Excel. It seems to want to delete all of my work every so often. I&#8217;m gonna cry.<\/li>\n<li>So many stupid desktop support requests relate to insert mode. &quot;OMG NOTHING&#8217;S WORKING EXCEL IS BROKEN&quot;<\/li>\n<li>everyone is doing some excel worksheet in class, but as always, i&#8217;m looking up puppies instead. i hope we dont need to know this.<\/li>\n<li>No wonder my brother dropped engineering in a week- he cant even figure out how to print out my excel chart -.\/<\/li>\n<li>If anyone needs any excel work, I&#8217;m now officially certified!<\/li>\n<li>Today, I successfully made a Pivot Table on the first try for the first time. It\u2019s a well-quantified downhill slide to oblivion from here<\/li>\n<li>It is crazy how much my work life has changed in the last 3 months. From slinging drinks and wrenching on boats to meetings and excel.<\/li>\n<li>So Excited by the Pivot Table I just Created. I know most People wouldn&#8217;t be that Excited but most People haven&#8217;t seen this Bad-Boy #Skillz<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image1.png\" width=\"271\" height=\"271\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Use your common sense in Excel, or you could go from slinging drinks, to making pivot tables, to oblivion. Housemate doing fun craft while I teach myself to use a Pivot table. One of us is getting a raw deal. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s him. Scumbag Microsoft &#8211; &quot;Oh! Finally got your VBA code to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/10\/04\/excel-twitter-20131004\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20131004&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1964,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions\/1964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}