{"id":197,"date":"2009-12-04T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/04\/excel-twitters-20091204\/"},"modified":"2009-12-04T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20091204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/04\/excel-twitters-20091204\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another day in Twitter, another word to Google. I\u2019d never heard of <a title=\"Heinzelm\u00e4nnchen\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heinzelm%C3%A4nnchen\">Heinzelm\u00e4nnchen<\/a> \u2013 had you? However, there have been more than a few Excel files that tested my swagger!<\/p>\n<h3>It&#8217;s a Living <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>sometime an excel analysis may not mean anything and can be made to say anything that you wanna point to&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. still got to do :-))<\/li>\n<li>In a meeting that consists of me sitting behind someone and watching them copy and paste links into an Excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like putting the finishing touches on a project and then thinking, &quot;Oh. That would have been a lot easier in Excel than in Word.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>Outside for a moment while my Excel sheet calculates. Smokers see the outdoors much more than I do.<\/li>\n<li>Only in my office will a 40yr old man say &#8216;ha! This excel file is testing my swagger&#8217; wtf??? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Heinzelm\u00e4nnchen? <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>it took me two hours find out how to draw a histogram.Microsoft help didnt help I gave up and drew a bar chart instead.Excel is confusing!!<\/li>\n<li>Too many B-school grads are paid to churn out Excel tables, charts. No insights, elegant thinking there.<\/li>\n<li>Yes! All but one slide\/two charts done. Could adding a second vertical axis to an Excel diagram be any less obvious??<\/li>\n<li>How did MSFT&#8217;s Excel EVER become the standard? Each time I open it up some chart has changed its formating&#8230;Heinzelm\u00e4nnchen? Don&#8217;t think so <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Get the Lead Out <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>At the end of the day, a pen and a notebook are still more reliable than a laptop and ms excel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Hurry! Buy the <a title=\"ExcelUser Dashboard Template kits\" href=\"http:\/\/www.exceluser.com\/cmd.php?Clk=1197043\">ExcelUser Dashboard Template kits<\/a> at <strong><a title=\"ExcelUser Dashboard Template kits at 50% off\" href=\"http:\/\/www.exceluser.com\/cmd.php?Clk=1197043\">50% off<\/a><\/strong>. Sale ends at midnight (Pacific Time).<\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another day in Twitter, another word to Google. I\u2019d never heard of Heinzelm\u00e4nnchen \u2013 had you? However, there have been more than a few Excel files that tested my swagger! It&#8217;s a Living sometime an excel analysis may not mean anything and can be made to say anything that you wanna point to&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. still got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/04\/excel-twitters-20091204\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091204&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}