{"id":1971,"date":"2013-10-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1971"},"modified":"2013-10-17T10:59:54","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T14:59:54","slug":"excel-twitter-20131018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/10\/18\/excel-twitter-20131018\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image4.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"128\" \/>When you\u2019re working on your life plan charts in Excel, don\u2019t use your phone calculator to get the totals.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Shout-out to my high school biology teacher for showing me how to make Excel charts. I had NO CLUE how much I&#8217;d use that skill as an adult.<\/li>\n<li>Astonishing, having to explain to someone that excel docs can contain more than one worksheet. How do they get that far in life?<\/li>\n<li>After hours and hours of work, Excel just crashed on me. I think this is a sign for me to get out of my apartment and revive my social life.<\/li>\n<li>You know you have issues if you speak in Excel VBA code to your friend.<\/li>\n<li>My Excel data ends on row 666. Proof that my work is evil!<\/li>\n<li>Boss has suggested we go on an Advanced Excel course &#8211; this makes me want to cry&#8230;.do I really want people to know I&#8217;m an advanced geek!<\/li>\n<li>Scholastic motivation: Boys and girls&#8230;if you excel at math and science you won&#8217;t have to talk to as many people at work.<\/li>\n<li>Seriously, why can&#8217;t it just be a matter of thinking a concept &amp; then excel making it happen???! Why must it take 30-60 min to work it out?!<\/li>\n<li>All my clients ROI&#8217;s are going in the tube and my strategist&#8217;s answer for all my questions? &quot;make a pivot table&quot;. YOU make a GD pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>I am fantastic at working on an excel worksheet for three hours to only make it look the same as it did before<\/li>\n<li>I hate that I can&#8217;t make Excel work and it just freaking shows my pie chart all stupid. What kind of business major am I?<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re not an accountant when you put the info on excel but still work out the totals on your phones calculator.<\/li>\n<li>Pretty excited to have finally found an appropriate occasion to use slicers in a pivot table. #thisiswhyimsingle<\/li>\n<li>My mom just sent me a bunch of data asking me if I could &quot;work my Excel magic&quot;. The answer to that is #always. #ExcelNerd #proudofit<\/li>\n<li>At an advanced Microsoft Excel class after 9 hours of work. I dare you to come up with something more boring.<\/li>\n<li>Over fall break I&#8217;ll be showing my very confused parents an excel doc with charts and tables concerning my life plans. That&#8217;s normal right?<\/li>\n<li>my 3,000 row excel sheet i&#8217;ve been working on for 4 weeks was saved incorrectly and now i have 80 hours of work to do in 24. #trynottocry<\/li>\n<li>The default color scheme for Excel charts is specifically designed to confound my feeble ability to distinguish colors.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image5.png\" width=\"269\" height=\"314\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you\u2019re working on your life plan charts in Excel, don\u2019t use your phone calculator to get the totals. Shout-out to my high school biology teacher for showing me how to make Excel charts. I had NO CLUE how much I&#8217;d use that skill as an adult. 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