{"id":1975,"date":"2013-10-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1975"},"modified":"2013-10-24T13:42:03","modified_gmt":"2013-10-24T17:42:03","slug":"excel-twitter-20131025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/10\/25\/excel-twitter-20131025\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131025"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image6.png\" width=\"89\" height=\"81\" \/>Halloween is just around the corner, and Excel might be a perfect way to scare those trick-or-treaters! Just don\u2019t let it become the \u201cbabe\u201d of your existence.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Yes. I just e-mail you a screenshot of my Excel workbook so you&#8217;ll have to key in the data just like I did.<\/li>\n<li>I spend more than 25% of my work day helping people with basic Excel issues who claimed to be at an Intermediate level<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a bit like Mr Bean when I use Excel. My solutions work well enough, are seldom what other people would do &amp; sometimes cause disaster.<\/li>\n<li>ooohhh&#8230;I wonder if I could put a pivot table in the window and scare the neighborhood kids? #chat2lrn<\/li>\n<li>My boss &amp; I are planning an interpretive dance with colorful scarves to decode an Excel spread sheet. Practicing ballet in her office! #fun<\/li>\n<li>Dear MS Excel gods, please let this assignment be almost done. The amount of crap I&#8217;ve shoved into this worksheet makes me ill. Over it.<\/li>\n<li>Today it took me 2 hours, my dad&#8217;s help, about 10 YouTube tutorials and a million smacks to the face to make a graph on excel.<\/li>\n<li>A quarter of my work day is spent deciding which fill colors to use on Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Textin people that I don&#8217;t normally talk to to see if they can help with this Stupid Excel Graph..<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft excel is the babe of my existence. JUST MAKE MY GRAPH! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO!<\/li>\n<li>My favourites are Excel ninjas. Nothing says Japanese mercenary like VLOOKUP and a cheeky pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>I just got props for making a pie chart. Highlighting data and clicking pie chart on excel is obviously a complicated thing to do for some.<\/li>\n<li>Every time you say the words &quot;pivot table&quot; a dog doesn&#8217;t go to heaven.<\/li>\n<li>You know your job is dead end when you get an email from your boss telling you where to leave the insertion cursor in an excel file.<\/li>\n<li>Start a new worksheet, save, &quot;compatibility check recommended!&quot;. Excel, confusing users since ever.<\/li>\n<li>Watching my little girl build a PowerPoint presentation. Really quite impressive. But let&#8217;s see her do a pivot table in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m drowning in my love for Excel. I have to make this workbook extra sexy so I get more projects like this.<\/li>\n<li>Cmon excel. Just make the graph I need so I can move on with my life.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________   <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image7.png\" width=\"325\" height=\"267\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is just around the corner, and Excel might be a perfect way to scare those trick-or-treaters! Just don\u2019t let it become the \u201cbabe\u201d of your existence. Yes. I just e-mail you a screenshot of my Excel workbook so you&#8217;ll have to key in the data just like I did. I spend more than 25% &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/10\/25\/excel-twitter-20131025\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20131025&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1976,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1975\/revisions\/1976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}