{"id":1979,"date":"2013-11-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1979"},"modified":"2013-10-31T16:39:25","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:39:25","slug":"excel-twitter-20131101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/01\/excel-twitter-20131101\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131101"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"popcorn buckey\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image8.png\" width=\"65\" height=\"94\" \/>Yes, some days it feels like a Greek tragedy when you\u2019re working in Excel. Eat a bucket of popcorn, and try to forget your pain.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am at that place in building a graph in excel where I am just randomly clicking stuff to see if it works. WORK.<\/li>\n<li>How do I get the lines on my Excel sheet? Aren&#8217;t they just supposed to be there? I thought that was the purpose of a spreadsheet&#8230; #fml<\/li>\n<li>All of a sudden, I think basic excel charts are actually quite nice looking. I think I may have seen on too many infographics&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>One of the directors at work called me an &quot;Excel guru&quot; today&#8230;but should I be proud or utterly ashamed of how pathetically geeky it sounds?<\/li>\n<li>I have been in the pivot table zone all day. At this rate, I should have all my data crunching needs sorted in approx. three years.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d say my fury over losing hours of tedious, unsaved Excel work is akin to how Menelaus felt after the abduction of Helen. #worstoftimes<\/li>\n<li>Eating myself into popcorn oblivion because I don&#8217;t know how to make a graph on excel<\/li>\n<li>Excel, you suck. Editing other people&#8217;s work in excel, you suck worse. #workwhine<\/li>\n<li>Give me a pivot table long enough, and a spreadsheet on which to put it, and I could cross-tab the world!<\/li>\n<li>my classmate is asking me for help on excel and im like sis dont u realize i copied all my friend&#8217;s work<\/li>\n<li>After 15 mins deep on a excel spreadsheet I think my boss is now just typing random numbers and formulas.<\/li>\n<li>my nose is stuffed so i have to breathe through my mouth &amp; i have to figure out how to work excel on my own. look into my eyes and know hell<\/li>\n<li>I AM AN EXCEL VBA GODDESS&#8230;oh okay, I managed to bastardise some code &amp; write bits myself to do things I need for work. #worktweet<\/li>\n<li>One of those days where you realize that the problem with your Excel formula is glaringly obvious &amp; stupid.<\/li>\n<li>Taught a guy in my office how to make Pie Charts on an Excel spreadsheet. It&#8217;s like I made his week. People have such sad lives. ??<\/li>\n<li>I need someone who&#8217;s a boss at using Excel to come teach me skills&#8230; Using google isn&#8217;t the same as having a good tutor&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I just had the most ridiculous meeting in the history of meetings. &quot;&#8230;and that is how I want you to color-code your Excel file.&quot; Seriously?<\/li>\n<li>I work hard so my children will never have to know what a pivot table is.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"popcorn\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/image9.png\" width=\"236\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, some days it feels like a Greek tragedy when you\u2019re working in Excel. Eat a bucket of popcorn, and try to forget your pain. I am at that place in building a graph in excel where I am just randomly clicking stuff to see if it works. WORK. How do I get the lines &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/01\/excel-twitter-20131101\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20131101&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1979"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1980,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions\/1980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}