{"id":198,"date":"2009-12-05T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/05\/excel-twitters-20091205\/"},"modified":"2009-12-05T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20091205","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/05\/excel-twitters-20091205\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20091205"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the weekend edition of Excel Twitters. It\u2019s time to relax with friends and family, have some fun, and think about non-work things.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of fun, I don\u2019t think that any Excel message provides more entertainment value than that \u201cMinor loss of fidelity\u201d alert. (Note: You can find a bit of help with <a title=\"Excel version compatibility\" href=\"http:\/\/office.microsoft.com\/en-us\/excel\/ha100778231033.aspx\">Excel version compatibility<\/a> on the Microsoft website.)<\/p>\n<p>And who knew that Excel could be used as a wardrobe system for people who have outgrown <a title=\"Garanimals\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Garanimals\">Garanimals<\/a>?<\/p>\n<h3>Fun and Games <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Sitting in pub next to an office party. Boss wearing mistletoe deeleyboppers, shouting about Excel. Crazy times for the boys from accounts!<\/li>\n<li>I ask my server for a good lounge he comes back with an Excel spreadsheet of dance clubs\/bars\/lounges talk about service<\/li>\n<li>Why my boy make a &quot;connect 4&quot; game out of an excel spreadsheet, and we playin over email&#8230;LOL, its actually pretty fun!<\/li>\n<li>Whoever invented games that work on Excel spreadsheets is a genius. When minimised your boss has no idea. Epic. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Love and Fidelity <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Got an error in Excel spreadsheet yesterday: &quot;Minor Loss of Fidelity.&quot; Have decided to name my next album that.<\/li>\n<li>Excel has just warned me that saving my workbook in this format will cause &quot;a minor loss of fidelity&quot;. Am now awaiting call from girlfriend.<\/li>\n<li>oh Excel, i thought you and i were a love story and you go and crash and give me the cold shoulder. i still love u. now get back to work.<\/li>\n<li>My roomate&#8217;s girlfriend is color coding his wardrobe and making an excel spread sheet of what outfits he can wear. Ummm&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>You have an excel spreadsheet for dating ? I think I may be seeing some of the problem you&#8217;ve been having lately&#8230; ahem&#8230; =] <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Dramatic Arts <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>excel consuming \/ every one of my brain cells \/ barely any left #haiku #haikuchallenge #work<\/li>\n<li>So today I&#8217;m playing with something called a pivot table. I&#8217;m rubbish at these and am considering faking a heart attack to get out it. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n<p>P.S. There\u2019s no Connect 4 game on Contextures Blog, but you can download an <a title=\"Excel Bingo game\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/03\/12\/create-bingo-cards-in-excel\/\">Excel Bingo game<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the weekend edition of Excel Twitters. It\u2019s time to relax with friends and family, have some fun, and think about non-work things. Speaking of fun, I don\u2019t think that any Excel message provides more entertainment value than that \u201cMinor loss of fidelity\u201d alert. (Note: You can find a bit of help with Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/12\/05\/excel-twitters-20091205\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20091205&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}