{"id":1988,"date":"2013-11-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:41:44","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:41:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20131115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/15\/excel-twitter-20131115\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131115"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/image2.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"122\" height=\"112\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>While Excel is busy sorting the inventory, you can climb Mount Everest, and make your charts sexier.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I wonder if I can reprogram Excel so that when I change the size of a line graph it says &#8216;The plot thickens.&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>These are the kind of people I work with: even written verbal reports without data are done in Excel spreadsheets.<\/li>\n<li>Share 1 of your spreadsheets at work and people will forever line up at your desk with idiotic excel questions ??<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes when I run a macro in Excel that doesn&#8217;t work, I click &#8220;Debug&#8221; and then bang my head against the wall.<\/li>\n<li>Wednesday&#8217;s my 1-year anniversary at work. Time flies when you&#8217;re absolutely CRUSHING excel!<\/li>\n<li>So my 16 year old sister is playing in the Royal Albert Hall today and I&#8217;m colour coding Excel charts. #contrastmuch #unsuccessfulsibling<\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;ve got to be freaking kidding me. just lost all my work because excel wouldn&#8217;t save. wishing i knew more curse words.<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re studying Excel and keep saying \u201cchart sheet\u201d you will inevitably slip up and say \u201cshart\u201d<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve gained an exponentially greater appreciation for Excel now that I can code in it. #ChemE #nerdaccomplishments<\/li>\n<li>Ironically, one of the thing that frustrates Excel users the most is when they have work with Excel sheets that came from a non Excel users.<\/li>\n<li>Take comfort in the fact that literally nobody knows how to graph stuff in Excel #stupid<\/li>\n<li>Just been sent probably the least useful excel workbook ever. 50+ tabs (30~ were hidden) &#8211; pointless pivots and all coloured backgrounds<\/li>\n<li>This evening, I inventoried our food and wrote a piece of Excel code that puts items together to give you dinner suggestions.<\/li>\n<li>Just made my first pivot table. Next stop, Mt. Everest. #IAmWoman #DataEntry #PartyLikeAJournalist<\/li>\n<li>Just found myself on a website, &#8220;how to make your excel charts sexier&#8221;. Hello, Monday.<\/li>\n<li>Dear client: Why are you doing this to me? Rows needed for data: 140. Rows in Excel worksheet: 47 967.<\/li>\n<li>Auspicious start to Monday&#8217;s productivity &#8211; Excel is hung up on a worksheet with 16k rows. This inventory isn&#8217;t gonna sort itself, ya know.<\/li>\n<li>The trouble with colour coding things is mainly forgetting what the code is. On the upshot, I have a really colourful Excel sheet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/image3.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"287\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Excel is busy sorting the inventory, you can climb Mount Everest, and make your charts sexier. I wonder if I can reprogram Excel so that when I change the size of a line graph it says &#8216;The plot thickens.&#8217; These are the kind of people I work with: even written verbal reports without data &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/15\/excel-twitter-20131115\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20131115&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3924,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions\/3924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}