{"id":1992,"date":"2013-11-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-22T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1992"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:09:42","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:09:42","slug":"excel-twitter-20131122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20131122\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/image4.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"91\" height=\"109\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Dad is at work because people who know how to use Excel are usually employed. And it\u2019s not just the birds, or nerds, who know how to write macros.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ok I&#8217;m trying my best to keep a #positiveattitude. But must you color-code every damn cell in Excel??? #MUSTYOU??? ??????????<\/li>\n<li>Anyone that sends me an excel workbook with info + 2 empty sheets gets a passive aggressive screenshot of the general options sheet defaults<\/li>\n<li>relearning how to write #macros in #excel why can&#8217;t there just be universal code&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>Excel won&#8217;t open and all my work is on there. I&#8217;m going to cry.<\/li>\n<li>My boss&#8217; comment when I show her the Excel Doc I made: &#8220;beautiful.&#8221; The day I find beauty in spreadsheets is the day I&#8217;ve lost it.<\/li>\n<li>In my planning to work late I totally forgot that my brain turns to mush after 7 hours of coding and excel.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m manipulating a data set so large it&#8217;s frying both cores. #fml #excel #vlookup #pivot<\/li>\n<li>people are vandalising my excel spread sheet, creating new formulas and highlighting charts<\/li>\n<li>Just taught myself how to use pivot table and VLOOKUP functions on Excel. I should be made president of the world.<\/li>\n<li>Why is my dad always at work when I need help with excel?<\/li>\n<li>watching Walking Dead while working on spreadsheets = watching someone&#8217;s head chopped off while making pivot table #multitasking<\/li>\n<li>New rule: one shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to use excel charts if you use the default template. So ugly.<\/li>\n<li>When I work in Excel for more than 2-3 hours my screen starts to get blurry. Not good.<\/li>\n<li>writing code for Excel macros is for the birds. or nerds. or both. but not for me. i need help.<\/li>\n<li>I sit beside a guy in work who doesn&#8217;t trust excel. Uses his calculator to check all its answers.<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I have to do dull, tedious work (massaging excel data for import) I can procrastinate longer than the time it takes to complete it.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m forever putting numbers into my excel worksheet and getting &#8220;ERROR!&#8221; instead of actual results<\/li>\n<li>When you finally figure out how to make corect graph in Excel &#8211; it is the happiest moment of the day! :))<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/image5.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"317\" height=\"317\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad is at work because people who know how to use Excel are usually employed. And it\u2019s not just the birds, or nerds, who know how to write macros. Ok I&#8217;m trying my best to keep a #positiveattitude. But must you color-code every damn cell in Excel??? #MUSTYOU??? ?????????? Anyone that sends me an excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/22\/excel-twitter-20131122\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20131122&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1991,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1992"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3909,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions\/3909"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}