{"id":1997,"date":"2013-11-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1997"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:08:46","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:08:46","slug":"excel-twitter-20131129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/29\/excel-twitter-20131129\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131129"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/image6.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"126\" height=\"121\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>You survived Thanksgiving, with a little help from Excel. Now be careful \u2013 there are spreadsheets full of sharks out there!<\/p>\n<p>And Contextures is having a Black Friday Sale &#8212; get our <a title=\"Contextures Excel Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/exceltoolsaddin.html\">Excel Tools add-in<\/a> at <strong>50% off<\/strong> with discount code <strong>CTXBF13<\/strong> &#8212; until midnight Eastern time, Friday Nov. 29th.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>So far today I&#8217;ve had major arguments with an excel worksheet and a pencil. The pencil won.<\/li>\n<li>I am computer competent. You want a fancy excel worksheet I&#8217;m your girl. Hell I can even sort of partially do some programming for you<\/li>\n<li>So, you&#8217;ve come here to tell me about excel spreadsheets and you don&#8217;t know what a pivot table is? #thedooristhatway<\/li>\n<li>Is there any way to make information look less credible than using a default blue Excel chart (with two decimal places) pasted as a picture?<\/li>\n<li>If anyone knows how to use the stupid microsoft excel thing plz come help me in the library<\/li>\n<li>Just finished my Thanksgiving spreadsheet. Oven temps &amp; time allocations, etc. over 3 worksheets + ingredient pivot table. #nerdsgiving<\/li>\n<li>Dude at work asked me how to colour a cell on Excel. Why are they allowed computers.<\/li>\n<li>Just downloaded an excel chart reporting shark incidents. This is procrastination at its finest. #WishMyDissertationWasAboutSharks<\/li>\n<li>While calling cells from another workbook on an Excel spreadsheet, I realized that laziness is the genesis of programming.<\/li>\n<li>I will get this pivot table to work. Why the data team didn&#8217;t structure the workbook into something usable in the first place I have no idea<\/li>\n<li>The lasting accomplishment of my college career will be finally learning how to create a pivot table in MS Excel.<\/li>\n<li>None of the MS excel you ever learned in school or college will ever help you in real life. Lessons of work life. #gyaan.<\/li>\n<li>I fear my pet Excel project at work has become so effective that I just eliminated a large chunk of my desk based work. #SkynetRises<\/li>\n<li>I just discovered a new excel formula combo at work. All is right in the world and tonight, I shall fiest like a king.<\/li>\n<li>I was supposed to have left work about 2 hours ago to go shopping for Thanksgiving. I JUST COULDN&#8217;T LET EXCEL WIN!<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re doing complex work on Ms Excel when the fan on your laptop is on full tilt and you can&#8217;t browse the web whilst it processes.<\/li>\n<li>My boss won&#8217;t stop swearing at this excel sheet.<\/li>\n<li>My big accomplishment today was making a graph in excel in under 5 min, compared to the 2 hrs it took me last time #progess<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________________<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/image7.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"416\" height=\"266\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You survived Thanksgiving, with a little help from Excel. Now be careful \u2013 there are spreadsheets full of sharks out there! And Contextures is having a Black Friday Sale &#8212; get our Excel Tools add-in at 50% off with discount code CTXBF13 &#8212; until midnight Eastern time, Friday Nov. 29th. So far today I&#8217;ve had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/11\/29\/excel-twitter-20131129\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20131129&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1996,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3908,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions\/3908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}