{"id":2027,"date":"2013-12-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-27T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2027"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:12:24","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:12:24","slug":"excel-twitter-20131227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2013\/12\/27\/excel-twitter-20131227\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20131227"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel 2003 Caveman small\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/twitter20131227_caveman.png\" alt=\"The company I work in still uses Excel 2003...I feel like a caveman.\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>When Excel crashes, is it a sign from God, or the work of Satan? Did the cavemen have these problems?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Microsoft Excel WILL NOT ruin my holiday break. JUST WORK!!!<\/li>\n<li>Oh it&#8217;s 2AM already? Excel knows it&#8217;s time to begin freezing up on and closing unexpectedly. Work of Satan, I tell you.<\/li>\n<li>In #dataviz the days of the 3d pie chart are over, 2d donut charts are the way forward now. #Excel<\/li>\n<li>First day off work and I&#8217;ve made a colour coded excel spreadsheet timetable for the next few days &#8211; and people say I don&#8217;t know how to relax<\/li>\n<li>My man knows his way around an Excel worksheet and just calculated my grades in a flash. It doesn&#8217;t get hotter than that.<\/li>\n<li>Making scatter graphs and bar charts on excel is a lot harder than I though it would be<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe I did some Excel work during my holidays! ??<\/li>\n<li>Excel crashed on me twice and deleted my work. Must be a sign from god to stop work and rest for today.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s officially that time of day at work where I copy and paste nonsense from one excel spread sheet to another. #fakework #lookbusy<\/li>\n<li>After 4 years I finally mentioned to my current work colleagues that I&#8217;m *very* good at MS Excel. I am already regretting this.<\/li>\n<li>No matter how down I get, I remember that at least I&#8217;m not in a career that requires me to understand how functions in Microsoft Excel work.<\/li>\n<li>#beyonce drops a surprise album, ppl lose their minds. I update an #Excel template at work unexpectedly, no one notices&#8230;#corporateamerica<\/li>\n<li>The company I work in still uses Excel 2003. In computing, ten years is like a geological age. I feel like a caveman.<\/li>\n<li>Question: What would reporters do without Excel pivot tables? Answer: A) Suck. B)Have more friends. C)Work. #journalism<\/li>\n<li>Coworkers LinkedIn boasts excel skill, yet she can&#8217;t even make a simple bar graph. Hmmm.<\/li>\n<li>I want to do something fancy in Excel. I find out it requires VisualBasic code. I do not want to do something fancy in Excel anymore.<\/li>\n<li>A pivot table I thought would be simple has just spooged data all over the place. That is the technical term for what just happened.<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I try and leave early someone messes up the links in excel #fml<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel 2003 Caveman\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/twitter20131227_caveman1.png\" alt=\"The company I work in still uses Excel 2003...I feel like a caveman.\" width=\"386\" height=\"386\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Excel crashes, is it a sign from God, or the work of Satan? Did the cavemen have these problems? Microsoft Excel WILL NOT ruin my holiday break. JUST WORK!!! Oh it&#8217;s 2AM already? Excel knows it&#8217;s time to begin freezing up on and closing unexpectedly. Work of Satan, I tell you. 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